I was the kid in school that always got kicked out for telling jokes and laughing too much. Then I graduated with a 4.0 and pulled the fire alarm at graduation. I'm German so if you speak German PLEASE speak German to me. I've lived in Colorado for a long time so I might talk about it a lot. I was listening to "call me maybe" earlier and I was like.. DAMN! That song is brilliant! Let me ramble off some random facts..
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. It's crazy, when I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. I'm 6'2" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. But dont tickle me too hard b/c I might pee my pants. I have more fun than my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me, the pleasure will be all yours lol. I want to write the jokes on Popsicle sticks. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. Sometimes I rap with Wiz Khalifa. People compare me to the Fresh Prince of Belaire. That is why I party like it's 1999. I used to want to play in the NFL but then I found out I wasn't good enough. I laugh and smile a lot... Even if nothings funny