Shall we dance my lady?
You will get the picture soon!
If you have read the profiles, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Absolute Bullsh$t
Maybe your boss, neighbour, your ex, people you are not a fan of.
Oh ya. They got profiles on here too. Taking people on a journey with their lies.
Let's be honest. Some people are just sh;t at life!
This was not written to be offensive or rude. Strictly to weed out the weak minded. Some laughs too!
I would rather know what i'm getting now Then find out they suck down the road.
They usually have a title, like boy/girlfriend or husband/wife or anyone you have come across.
Please don't judge me!
I'm one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet!
Explaining myself in this little box would be silly & uncivilized.
I think most people are basically a step away from being retarted anyways.
All the gems on here, who think, talk, or write about how smart or educated they are.
Chances are high, they're idiots & don't know it, or just haven't been told!!!! Man or woman.
People are either too scared to tell them, or they wanna fu$k them at some point.
People need a good reality bit(h slap!
If you're selfish & have a hard time truly caring, or being compassionate towards other people.
Or just someone who is soooooooooo amazing, that the amazing is just radiating from them.
The truth of it all is, people are too stupid to know that they're even stupid.
I don't believe in marriage, god or any other silly club of that nature.
I don't like using safety harness' that don't work 50% of the time, or believe in Santa either.
This whole thing is giving me the giggles.
If you judged me from this profile. It is, what it is!
I'm not rude or miserable in any way. Just honest & realistic!!!!!!!
No one wants to waste time on fools, when they could be enjoying the beautiful things that life has to offer.
I am simply looking for a woman who is caring, compassionate & loves as much as i do.
With who i can form a bond for life, in which we constantly love, guide, motivate each other towards our goals & dreams.
While having a ridiculously fun time together, navigating the different paths life takes us on.
I work smart, sometimes hard, the odd long day. It has paid off in full!
I don't have time for pen pals, so if giving out your cell # to text or talk is an issue.
I also have an issue with being treated like a predator.
You don't even somewhat know someone, until you have at least heard they're voice, or met them in person.