I am looking for a good woman who can cook comfort food and gourmet meals. Can clean like the bald guy on TV while looking wonderful and sexy. She also has to be able to do my laundry making sure that there are no stains and the clothes always smell great. And when all of that is done we can retire and you need to be wild once the lights go out.
OK, If you got this far, YOU either have smoke coming out of your ears or are ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing). So since I now have your attention.
I am a retired engineer, looking to have some fun. I want to share everything! I cook you load the dishwasher, You make reservations, I pay the bill. I wash the walls floors and dust, you sit on the couch looking good and point at what needs done. I sort the laundry, you re-sort and make sure the red towels don't go in with the tighty whiteys. You sort and I take to the dry cleaners and pick them up. Yes, My humor can be strange. We should look to meet somewhere in the middle.
Seriously, I am retired and just want to enjoy the rest of these years. I intend to travel and see some of the good places again and find the hidden places I have not seen. Hopefully you have some gems you want to share. I love food, all food. I like some gourmet foods but give me a good burger also. I do smoke and I do enjoy my martini's and wine with dinner. You should enjoy some of the same things or at least be willing to try.
I want to know what love is again. Can we write our own fairy tale.
Friends and family are very important BUT we should be there for each other, I must be in your top three priorities. We should be willing to give more than we get and treat all with compassion. I want a woman that can communicate without raising her voice and is willing to talk about everything.
Why is it so hard to find a woman who wants to enjoy the rest of her life. A woman who can understand that we are not perfect and everyone makes mistakes. At 50 something we have all made mistakes. As long as there is honest communication all problems can be worked to a good ending. How come you gals can say hello but cannot say goodbye, I have had over a dozen women just disappear.
Eventually, we should become that couple that a single look says all we need to know about, what we mean to each other.
All I ask is you at least say no, thank you or Let's talk. Think how you feel when left wondering if the mail got through. If you look and want to talk, send me a message, I will reply to all messages.
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