Jay's profile 3.0 I have tried a generic profile and a humor profile now for just the facts!
I am a retired man looking for a long term partner. I own my stuff I do not like renting anything from a bank or credit card company. If I cannot pay cash I wait until I can. I retired early, so I am not rich but I do not want any of your stuff either. You read my age and height here are the rest of the facts. 200#s, 40' chest, 38" waist, 11 shoe (why would someone ask for that?). (Balding) brown hair, (just had cataract surgery (2015) glasses are gone). Teeth not perfect but not rotting and all present (a few crowns and caps). No tattoos or piercings, a few scars (major left knee surgery). Bad cholesterol and circulation so I probably only have 20 or so years left. Slightly colorblind (I may dress funny) and a lack of smell sense (that $100 perfume is a waste on me).
I do NOT;
hunt, fish, camp in a tent (prefer a motel), ride a Harley (or any 2 wheeled vehicle) or hike (except across parking lots).
enjoy wine and an alcoholic drink (beer is for pizza, burgers and sometimes ribs), enjoy cooking (and like to dine out), my own cleaning, laundry and yard work.
I am looking for A woman who; wants to and is ready to enjoy the years we have to go, is preferably taller than average(not a mandatory requirement), largest measurement is not your waist; can be open and honest in all communication; have a discussion without a raised voice, is smart (not necessarily educated but intelligent), knows how to problem solve, is not still raising children (your own or your grandchildren), is open to try new experiences and mostly still believes in fun. Understands that love and companionship is 100% from both people (especially when one needs a boost).
I know that I will get some nasty messages because of my statements but is it not better to be open and honest? Why is it so hard to find a woman who wants to enjoy the rest of her life. A woman who can understand that we are not perfect and everyone makes mistakes. At 50 something (OK, almost 60) we have all made mistakes. As long as there is honest communication all problems can be worked out to a good ending. Eventually, we should become that couple that a single look says all we need to know about, what we mean to each other.
This is your one life to live…
There are no re-do's...
Once it's done…
If I've learned one thing in all my years… It's that you should enjoy every second of your life, because you never know when it's going to be your last.
All I ask is you at least say no, thank you or Let's talk. Think how you feel when left wondering if the mail got through. If you look at me and want to talk, send me a message, I will reply to all messages. I am very tired of the "candy store" attitude I seem to find on the dating web sites. I have been asked to explain "Candy Store". People seem to be looking on these sites like a kid with a nickel in a penny candy store, They go box to box, looking but not wanting to commit to one.
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