I am the sassiest of lassies with an east coast swag that is undeniably fly. I'm revered throughout the land as one of the keenest individuals that has ever lived.
In my life I have mastered many things: navigating the streets of LA, dancing the quadrille, the Japanese art of flower arranging, lying at charades, concealing a highly intoxicated state, delighting young men with my charms.....More simply, I'm Maura (Mar-uh) I like stuff and I hate things.
I probably don't like you.
You are probably a douche.
I don't really know why I'm on here.
Anything but hiking. I'm pretty sure the last thing I want to do with someone the first time I meet them is go for a hike alone in the wilderness. That's how horror movies start. That, and my head really likes being attached to my body.