Seriously if these are the matches for me, I'm screwed...
Please, stop with the duck face, you look retarded. Also, stop with the pictures with your ass towards the camera, its far from attractive or sexy. Unless you think out of your ass, in that case, go ahead. "Vaping" is still smoking no matter how you get your nicotine fix, ciggerettes, pipes, vapes or "other ways", it's still a form of smoking!
Stop posting pictures of your breast's and then say your not looking for a one night stand, if that was true then you wouldn't be attracting all the douche bags asking if you're DTF. If you have to use them to attract attention from guys, then you deserve the ones who message you.
OK seriously, if under profession it says home maker, stay at home mom or anything where you don't have a job, and your in your 30's or older, a few things come to mind: 1. Your married because in your pictures your standing in front of a lavish house, or 2. You live with your parents. So don't put "single". It's kind of obvious your not or you live at home. Someone's paying those bills since your not working. Also, " separated" still means legally married, regardless of how long you've been "separated". If you have anything that relates to HMU at ge-maiill anything, you're fake and can suck a bowl of d*cks. If you're old enough to be my mom... wait, mom? Get off of here!!
This place is lame...
How come no one's idea of a first date thinks running through a grocery store randomly smacking people with a loaf of bread, then taking off running away is a great first meeting??!!?? I guess I'm the only one who doesn't want a"quiet place to talk " or a "dinner and a movie" typical cliché type of meeting. I'm thinking some kind of fun without the need of bail money!
People really need a sense of humor, let's see who makes it this far to read this...