~ I can out eat anyone in bacon.
~ I Crossfit and talk about it constantly. If you did, you would, too. Trust.
~ I like to read trashy novels.
~ I like my white boys......sorry. Not racist, just my type.
~ STOP CALLING ME SEXY, BABY, MOMMA, OR ANY TERMS OF ENDEARMENT....YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!.
~ I don't date younger men. Please, you 21 and 23 year olds, listen to me when I say...I WILL NOT be interested. We're on different points in our lives, and no, you don't need to send me a message to tell me how different you are. I believe you, but am still not interested.
~ I tan really easily.
~ I'm Argentinian and Russian.
~ Castellano is my first language, however, I have absolutely no accent in English.
~ I grew up in LA.
~ River before beach, beach before pool, lake above all else.
~ I love beer, especially IPA's and Amber Ales.
~ I an working towards making myself a better me, every day. It's hard, but it's worth it. ;)
~ I fish and yes, I can bait my own hook.
~ I can probably make anything you want to eat.
~ I love Indian and Thai food.
~ Im the nanny.
~ Kids love me.
~ I have only one MOG now. If you know what a mog is, you are already a win in my book.
~ I workout six days a week, at least two hours a day. Don't judge.
~ I clean up really nicely, but I'd rather be in my short shorts, knee highs and nanos any day.