Well hi there fellas! I am a fun loving, educated, professional woman in search of a very special, very specific kind of guy who, for starters, needs to be close to my same age- 45 is my limit.
This gentleman would be someone who is OPEN MINDED, takes pretty good care of his body and excellent care of his mind, has a brilliant smile (I'm picky about teeth- you must have a decent grill) excellent manners along with emotional and financial security. He must be a non-smoker. A little nerdy is a good thing, smart and witty is also a must. A guy who wouldn't be afraid of a girl who might 'bust yer bawls' from time to time. Mr. Perfect would have a VERY healthy sense of humor and be able to laugh at himself. He'd also be sweet.....really....and affectionate.
Please note- since everyone has their "type" and physical attraction is important (although personality is paramount as well) understand that I probably won't respond to messages from you fellas without pics. Recent pics. With your big mug and cheesy grin and all. Pics of other body parts probably won't get a favorable response either.
Soooooo.....you want to know more about me. Where shall I start? I am fortunate to be the mom of two little blonde haired creatures who think I'm amazing because I know how to put up a tent and make brownies (not necessarily in that order). They are the loves of my life and I spend as much time as I can with them. I work full time in healthplan administration (yes, it's as boring as it sounds), something I've been doing for 10 years. I grew up in EWA and have a small close family. If you're fortunate enough to meet her, my sister will gleefully interrogate you (good naturedly, of course). I'm socially liberal (yay for gay marriage!) and fiscally conservative. I have a Boston Terrier, Fonzie, and I'd give him a kidney if he needed one. He'sagoooboy!!!! Yesheis!!! Lol
Stuff I really dig:
Riding my bike as long as its not freezing cold. I have a hybrid bike (not really mountain bike, but not a true road bike either). I'm new to biking, and I'm kind of slow, but the exercise keeps me sane (sorta, lol!)
Podcasts- like Savage Lovecast, Radiolab, This American Life, Risk, Freakenomics. You've probably never heard these, but you should really check them out! You'll thank me.
Flannel sheets- I'm always cold.
Cleanliness- I'm not OCD, but I believe that chaos in ones environment breeds chaos in the mind. Clean and organized = peace for me.
High heels- no, they're not comfortable, but it hurts to be beautiful sometimes. Fashion wins.
A good trip to Costco- something incredibly satisfying about having a 2 month supply of paper towels and toothpaste on hand at all times.
Meat- I'm a carnivore. A nice bloody steak is bliss.
Beer- goes well with meat. 'Nuff said.
Running- ok. Not true. I hate running. But I do it because I love the way I feel when I'm done.
Music- except for jazz and country. I'll tolerate your Conway Twitty or whatever the hell you're listening to, but you'd better zip it when I throw on my 'old skool' Depeche Mode.
Sex- yup. I said it. You were thinking it! Does that make me a tramp? A hooker? A trollip? Well, if you're lucky, you might just find out.....
Intelligent humor- I'd happily be the meaty middle of a Jon Stewart / Stephen Colbert love sandwich.
Gettin' my craftiness on- I like to make stuff (chick stuff, like wreaths, and decopauge). I'm also into decorating my house. It looks like a Pottery Barn catalog came and puked all over it.
Fashion- I like to stay current, but I'm not a label whore. I like nice things, but girlfriend isn't going to spend $650 on a handbag.
A well dressed man- can't beat a guy in a cool pair of jeans and a white button up.
A guy who knows the proper way to pull a girls hair. Yes, there is a right way and a wrong way.
Priorities- I prefer to have "experiences" rather than "things". If I had a choice between a fabulous pair of heels or a night on the town with friends, I'd choose the opportunity to make memories rather than accumulate another possession. A car upgrade or a trip? I'd choose the trip every time.
Secret talent- I can do a smashing rendition of "Paul Revere" (Beastie Boys) after a few beers.
Humility- if you have tell someone how important you are, you probably aren't.
Lists - Can you tell? I love my lists. They help me stay organized. Plus, it's fun to check things off of my list. Gives me a sense of accomplishment.
So do you like what you've read so far? Have I piqued your interest? Remember what i said about being OPEN MINDED? Well then proceed, my boy.....
Raise your hand if you know what polyamory is! G'head- raise it on up there. You there- you're familliar with the concept? Good! The rest of you don't know what that is? Please allow me to elaborate......
Basically, being poly means you're not monogamous. It means "many loves". It means that it is possible (and preferable) to have a committed, loving relationship with more than one person at a time. Have you run away yet? Splendid!! Read on.
No, it doesn't mean sleeping around. It doesn't mean polygamy (one dude, multiple wives). NOT the same thing. Poly has NOTHING to do with religion. I'm agnostic, remember. It means I'm "monogamish". It means that if you & I enter into a relationship, you're probably not going to be my "one and only". And it also means that the option for you to enter into other relationships would be open as well. Love without limits. Ain't life grand?
So many marriages end in divorce. 3 out of 5 spouses admit cheating at some point in their marriage. Lying, hiding, sacrificing integrity.
The norm in society is "one man, one woman", but in reality, this practice most often fails. Why can't you have a hot wife AND a hot girlfriend - who know about each other and might even be friends? Why not? Why not give each other the opportunity to explore different kinds of relationships- and be totally open an honest about your intentions?
You're thinking WTH? This broad is three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket! Lol. I know, it's unconventional - VERY unconventional, but it makes so much more sense than expecting that once you fall in love with a woman (or man) you should never be attracted to anyone else. I think there is a better way, and this is it.
This is a fantastic site that gives a quick rundown of the concept. I strongly encourage you to check it out, even if this sounds really nutty to you. Take 5 minutes and go read this.
Are you still here? Good! You're more open minded than you thought! Message me- who knows what'll happen.....