Ok so here's the deal. I'm in an open relationship with a fantastic partner. We've been together for a little over 3 years, and have recently come to the place in our personal growth where we've realized that monogamy is not the natural human state. That said, we're still very committed to one another, and don't plan on splitting that up.
So what am I looking for then? Respectful, consent-minded, fun folks (male, female, trans*, non-binary, etc) to hang out with, and maybe if something more happens, that's cool too. I'm not necessarily poly, so I'm not looking for secondary relationships. I suppose what I'm looking for are more friends with benefits than anything else.
So what am I like? I'm a terribly goofy, super dorky, unabashedly enthusiastic geek who happens to be very fashionable and cleans up well. I'm into sci-fi, well-written comedy, British TV, indie/college rock made between 1987 and 2004, glitter, hairdye, glasses, and nail polish. My ideal night is spent with a bottle of wine, an unwatched season of a new BBC show, and my dog. Or karaoke. I'm ****ing aces at karaoke.
I'm a bit wary of POF... in my experience this site is kind of the dregs of society. Sporadic messages starting with "great tits" or "wanna bone 2nite?" have been my past experience, but I suppose I'm always up for a laugh.
You, me, karaoke at the Encore, maybe some donuts from Bob's, and then we snark at all of the Marina kids as they come sing drunken renditions of "Hold On" or "Sweet Caroline".
Midnight showings of "Cannibal Holocaust".
Actually I should probably list my open relationship rules here. There are 2 big ones that effect you the most.
1) I don't host. If anyone's going home with anyone, I'm going home with you.
2) I don't spend the night.
So if you're down with all of that, let me know. I promise, I'm really fun.
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