HI I'm a reasonably intelligent guy who's looking for a down to earth girl, who likes to talk about real things.... Not necessarily politics or religion, but just sincerity. I love the guitar and reading and writing. So I can write you a poem or a song and you can show it to your friends and show them what a cornball I am.... JK.... Anyways if you just want to chat or get something to eat sometime that would be great. I do want sex, but to be honest I'm a virgin and I'm not extremely eager to embarrass myself. Although I think I'd be pretty good with a little help, Plus I would almost definitely give oral.... So that's just me being honest. Hope that's not too much, but that's me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I was really, really drunk and sloppily kissing and groping. It was like being in a dream