This profile Rated PG13, view at your own maturity level. I'm kind of a big deal ...kind of. You will like me. Are you curious? Wanna be my friend? I think you should know that I spend countless hours with men on a daily basis and get paid to put my fingers in their mouths. Also, I really enjoy drawing unicorns and collecting beanie babies. Several times a day I adjust my tiara (kidding). Quite often I participate in my favorite pastime of shopping for myself. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact Scrap-booking.
I was a stunt double for Jessica Alba, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis, but I have not yet met you! (note proper use of an exclamation point)
In order to contact me, you must be strong as an Ox and like Angelfish ...if so, talk derby to me.
If you voted for JBrown or OBummer ...its not a match.
I hope you've reviewed and edited your profile before msg'ing me ...don't make me get out my red pen!
Whoa back the truck up ...we're talking 1st dates already? I need to get to know you first, then we can make our own AT&T "It's Not Complicated" commercial.
Let's intersect on this graph called life.
date = mate
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