I think it's sexy when a guy sweats ...while I'm cleaning his teeth. I spend countless hours with them on a daily basis and get paid to put my fingers in their mouths. You will like me, I'm kind of a big deal. Are you curious? Wanna be my friend? I think you should know that I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan and that I can boil water, but only in emergency situations. My hobbies are cooking & sewing. I also really enjoy drawing unicorns and collecting beanie babies. Of course I know that you know that 2x2 is 4 and the square root of 4 is 2. Quite often I participate in my favorite pastime a shower followed by snuggling in bed under my clean sheets. Several times a day I apply lip plumper, tweet & send text messages. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact Scrap-booking. I was a stunt double for Brittany Spears, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis, but I have not met you! (note: proper use of exclamation point)
Bonus points if you floss naked, love paying bills & hate dentists. In order to contact me, you must be as fast as a Cheetah, as strong as an Ox and like Angelfish ...if so, talk derby to me.
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Whoa back the truck up! We're talking 1st dates already? I need to get to know you a little bit first, then we can make our own AT&T "It's Not Complicated" commercial together.
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