This profile is Rated PG13, view at your own maturity level. Do you want to complete my pythagorean theorem? ...that is if we're both right angles; however, one of us should be a-cute bisector. I think you should know that I spend countless hours with men on a daily basis and get paid to put my fingers in their mouths ...also I really love drawing unicorns and collecting beanie babies. You will like me, I'm kind of a big deal ...kind of. Are you curious? Wanna be my friend? Of course I know that you know that I know that the square root of 4 is 2 and 2 squared is 4. Several times a day I apply lip plumper, tweet & send text messages. Quite often I participate in my favorite pastime of shopping for myself. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact Scrap-booking. I was a stunt double for Jessica Alba, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis, but I have not yet met you! (note proper use of an exclamation point)
Bonus points if you floss naked, love paying bills & hate Dentists. In order to contact me, you must be strong as an Ox and like Angelfish ...if so, talk derby to me.
I luv POF gifts
If you voted for JBrown or OBummer ...it's not a match ...don't bother messaging me!
I hope you've reviewed and edited your profile before msg'ing me ...don't make me get out my red pen!
Whoa back the truck up ...we're talking 1st dates already? I need to get to know you a little bit first, then we can make our own AT&T "It's Not Complicated" commercial.
A2 (me) + B2 (you) = C2 (us)
Date + Date = Mate ...Carpe Diem
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