If you have the attention span of a 2 year old or just hate reading profiles, see photo number 5 for a nice shiny object to look at. Lesbians love shiny objects.
If you have a throw pillow with the words 'Live, Laugh, Love'' written on it, you're probably straight so stop reading these ads!
If you voted for Trump, i don't mind you messaging me but please take your meds first.
If you want to know who i am, just watch Snoop Dogg & Martha Stewart's cooking show. That's me. Well, not really, but watch it anyway it's pretty good.
Anything OTHER than going out to dinner. It's quite difficult, and also gross, to attempt a conversation while shoving food into your mouth. Unless having food stuck in your teeth gets you hot. In that case, i'll eat a bowl of spinach and meet you at the hotel!