Ultimately seeking a wife/someone to share life experiences, but also looking for new friends. Loyalty and a deep love for animals a must! If you have Human children and/or are bisexual, do not message me (unless for friendship only). Willing to relocate for the right person/situation. Any age, ethnicity and location welcome. If you want me to reply to your message, write more than 2 words. Tell me about the bizarre dream you had last night or the time you ate at Taco Bell and got severe food poisoning then, by the time it was all over, a Hazmat team had to come in to make sure the bathroom was safe again... just tell me something other than ''hey there!''
I have been single (no dating either) for a very long time.
A. Very. Long. Time.
Yes, my vagina is now on suicide watch. When the zombie apocalypse begins, and panic ensues, i will be the one tripping people for bait and bribing kids with dreams of oven baked cookies. If you are oblivious to that reference (TWD), we will probably debate a lot...or i will just tie you to a chair and force you to watch every season. I don't think OITNB is a very good show. It's juvenile and i don't care for the caricatures. Oh yeah, i went there. Go watch Bad Girls and Wentworth, you'll thank me later. When i was 13 yrs old, my brother rented Personal Best. Since then, whenever someone questions my sexuality, i just hand them his address and phone number. Halloween is my fav holiday, not just because i get to terrify small Humans. I ate a spider when i was 3 years old, it did not taste like chicken. Without coffee, i would be comatose. I'm poor but very generous. I like my own space, but am attentive and affectionate. This is starting to sound like a twisted Alanis Morissette song. If you're still reading, there is something very wrong with you...which means you are perfect for me!
I am currently on SSDI for back issues and am a 215 patient...so...420 friendly (but no cig smokers) - SSI / SSDI friendly - sarcasm friendly & encouraged!
Anything OTHER than going out to dinner. It's quite difficult, and also gross, to attempt a conversation while shoving food into your mouth. Unless having food stuck in your teeth gets you hot. In that case, i'll eat a bowl of spinach and meet you at the hotel!