Hope your not a douche bag
Apparently most of y'all can not read or you are in denial. Please do not say you are not a douche bag if you are. That is lying. If you are not sure if you are a douche bag, then ask a couple of your douche bag friend's. As they say, "takes one to know one".
Just because your a legend in your own mind, does not make you a legend.
If your a tattoo artist, MOVE ALONG. They say "size matters", but not when it comes to egos.
If your not a chubby chaser, MOVE ALONG. If you are, I do not run fast.
If your a musician, I am not a groupie.
If your a long shoreman, how about this...take a long walk of a short pier.
If you are looking to get laid, MOVE ALONG. I am celibate.
NO, I do not have a job. If that is a deal breaker, I understand. I am not interested in someone with no job either.
My pictures are vague purposely. What you can see is that I have all my teeth and do not have bad acne. I have a blonde afro and like my trash white. If you want to see more, you will need to make yourself available. I am not a text fiend.
I am a diamond in the rough but a good investment. I have been working on my issues so you will not have to cancel your subscription.
Fish on. Hope you have a good line. And do not catch crabs!