ThomBishop: I think I pooped myself.
Non-smoker with Average body type
Ne burbs, Illinois
37 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Virgo with Black hair
ThomBishop Wants a relationship
Associates degree
Class Clown

Albino palm papprazzi!

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years

About Me
Currently I'm building my dream beach cruiser from scratch. Twas the great idea I had to start the project at the beginning of Sept. so I can stare at my accomplishment all friggin' winter. Whatevs.

What I’m doing with my life:
Trying to avoid a gout flare up at all costs... Okay, not ALL costs... Cause that's just crazy talk.

I’m really good at:
Impromptu dancing for my patients at any given time. My elderly and psych patients love my robot boogie. (Brrsh-Zip-Vvvit) Those are robot noises btw.

I really enjoy cooking. Grilling and baking dishes are my forte. And when I say baking, I don't do cakes and cookies. Not much of a sweet tooth myself, more of a salt tooth. But I am sweet as all get out. (Ya see what I did there?!)

The first things people usually notice about me:
People usually comment on the fact that I have a very distinct laugh when I find something really funny. It's a legit laugh.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Sound of Music
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 original)
Legends of the Fall
All The Real Girls
Blazing Saddles
Seven Years In Tibet
Cool Hand Luke
Fight Club
Shawshank Redemption
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Brokeback Mountain
The Elephant Man
A River Runs Through It
The Notebook (shhhhh, don't tell anyone... A box a wine and it's a Puffs night Fo'Sho!)

I watch entirely too many documentaries. More than I think may be healthy. Sometimes it doesn't even matter what it's about, just for the simple fact that it's a documentary. Sad, I know. I have recently refused to pay for television so I am in the stone age with an antenna. Thank you Netflix and Family Video.

TV shows:
Gordon Ramsey (anything he's in, You Donkey!)
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Six Feet Under
Family Guy
History Channel
Discovery Channel
Smithsonian Channel

The Giving Tree
Lost In The Funhouse; The Life and Times of Andy Kaufman
Fast Food Nation
Author Chuck Palahniuk
Anything medically related

My iPod is quite diverse... I have no idea where to begin.

Currently listening to:
Ke$ha (Guilty pleasure... I hate her but damnit, I can't stop movin these feets)
Elton John
Billy Joel
Girl Talk
News/Talk AM radio

Oh yeah, Rod Stewart, Neil Diamond and Cat Stevens only completes a collection, they never hinder it.

If I was on death row my last meal would include the following: Pita Inn hummus and falafel, Hillery's rib tips, Los Compadres tacos, Thai Noodle's pad thai and Saluto's veal scallopini. And for dessert: spicy sushi. Lots and lots of spicy sushi. And maybe a small sliver of cheesecake... I mean, I don't want to look like a heffer to the guards.

The six things I could never do without:
1. Cobalt 5 gum
2. Laughin' it up everyday
3. Chicago Cubs/Bears
4. Boxed wine
5. iPhone
6. Science

The six things I COULD DO without:
1. Mint flavored shots (****ing A, dude)
2. Cancer
3. Chicago White Sox
4. The Chicago Cubs 105 year drought
5. Dyspepsia
6. Winters/Snow

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Random things; the cosmos, geologic time units, dinosaurs, microscopic life on other worlds, cancer, trying to understand quantum physics, medical enigmas and finally how modern technology changed the way we communicate with others. You know... Just basic sh*tthat keeps me from falling asleep at night. (Mind=Blown)

On a typical Friday night I am:
Being down right AWESOME!! Okay, okay... definitely a solid nifty.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I despise the words "nougat", "gooey" and "moist". Those are words that shouldn't be used to describe food or anything sexual.

You should message me if:
-You've had that horrendous feeling while brushing your teeth when you accidentally slip and stab your gums/lip. You know, without a doubt, when you wake up you're going to have that painful mouth ulcer for the next 2-4 days. (Damn you oral hygiene gods!) Don't rinse with Listerine after!! Don't you do it!!!
-You are sarcastic.
-You believe in evolution over creation.
-You enjoy people watching.
-You wish someone would make a larger size of boxed wine.

Deal breaker... One word: