I received a note from a friend in which she described me.... and I put it on my fridge. after looking at it for awhile...I decided self summary by proxy was the way to go. so, here it is now in print. unedited (sorry for the breast reference ;)
"You are incredibly sexy
you have a unique and very cool fashion sense
You rock shorthair like no one I know
You got beautiful boobies
You are even tempered, calm and kind
but, you are still exciting and fun
You are doing a damn good job raising some seriously cool kids
you are a very good daughter
you are a very good friend
You are a valued and good employee
you have a beautiful smile
you make people feel good when they are near you
You are a great dancer
You can drink tequila like a 400lb man
you can shoot a mean game of pool
I love, respect and cherish you"
there is, of course, more to me than this but, shoot, summarizing one's self is difficult.
I've been told many strange things after my profile has been read.
so...let's address some of them.
- no, I am not a dominitrix
- yes, I am real
- yes, I am very sweet
- no, I am not only sweet. I have many dimensions.
- no, i'm not looking for "friends with benefits". that is for 20 year olds. Do not now assume you know what it is I am looking for.
hmmmm. what else. I know there is more......okay. i'll come back to this later.
please message me if:
you are intelligent. honorable. sexy. funny. kind.
actually interested in a grown up, real life, 3-D, multifaceted woman.
Understand what it means to be a gentleman
practice what it means to be a gentleman
(even in the face of my wild side ;)
I am a very feminine woman that likes to be treated as such.
if you like to dance and cook I'll be ecstatic.
if you understand my brilliance (kidding)
if you like a quirky semi well adjusted redhead
if you are not too conservative
if you are sexy as hell yet, a one woman man.
if you swear you never wear socks with sandals
pictures of your Johnson...regardless of how beautiful....should be kept to yourself unless specifically requested