First Date
I like when people try, but I don't like people eager to please. It's a conundrum.
Ideal Date A: Oh my goodness, you pick me up at my place? Chivalry is alive and well in 2013! A drive to a cool eatery, not too on trend because waiting is for chumps. A delicious meal, lively conversation, perhaps we take it to another bar, or a late night movie, or a secret comedy show you know about. You are one classy gent.
Ideal Date B: Oh my goodness, you live in my cool east side neighborhood? Kismet is alive and well in 2013! Let's meet at Alcove, or Vermont, or dear lord, even a nice day date at Mustard Seed. FroyoLife? That's right there. A walk through that weird museum up in Barnsdell, or a Farmer's Market where I can pick up some veggies for roasting, then maybe back or my place to chill out and eat a bunch of root veggies. That's weird. But sometimes weird stuff happens.