ThaddeusJamesNelson: hung like a tater tot
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
Indianapolis, Indiana
Details
34 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
Intent
ThaddeusJamesNelson Wants to find someone to marry
Education
Masters degree
Personality
Diva
Profession
pimp\ prostitute







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Yes
Pets Birds Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Second Language Japanese  


Interests
XboxMasturbatingNaps
Bitching about being hungry

About Me
well my name is Thaddeus James Nelson. cool huh? lol im an ok looking dude and i have a job.... (in the summer months) so what eles is there. no im just kidding. i love life and I'm happy like all the time. :) i love having fun and i love to cook and spend time and money on women. i think warm hugs are important and kisses always make me smile. hehe and................ I'm kind of a dork, but if i had a super power it would be the ability to move you..... I am funny, out going, and smart tarded? Now, i am working on my dodge ball skills and trying to find out why i fart when i pee. :( ???? and trying to find someone to go back in time with me. i have only done it once and i cant promise your safety but you must bring your own weapons. and I'm also trying to bring disco back... I'm already rich so what else should i do? I am really good at jumping jacks. making toast. and eating the toast I just made. hanging out in my underwear. running fast. talking loud. spealling. making up new words, like smart-tarded, I don't play video games but i did when i was young and i kicked ass at Mario 3 and I'm sure i could still do it. i remember where ALL 3 whistles are. I'm good at dressing up like a ninja then laying down so it looks like I,m a dead ninja, its always important to confuse your enemy before running away. and i can make people laugh pretty ****ing hard. i am. im like 5' 9" and people are always coming up to me and saying... "damn look how average that guys height is" and people notice my ball sack cause it is so huge, it holds like 15 dodge balls so i keep it strapped to my moped, what can i say i love to play dodge ball. and my jumping skills. i can jump over small dogs. old ladies sitting down. broken mayonnaise jars. fish tanks. a rusty nail on the sidewalk. and if you lay down i could probably jump over you. :) love to jump. hit me up if you're a nice, open minded, sweet, super hot, single girl. i don't care about looks so if you don't think your a "10" i will still give you a chance but you better know how to dance. If you have a boyfriend already i can keep a secret pretty good. and if your mean... just don't talk but we can still hang out. I am all about having fun and enjoying this wild crazy ride we call life. i enjoy Running as fast as i ****ing can. trying to save the world. doing jumping jacks. not hanging out with you and that is bumming me out just a little. :) getting pissed off cause outer space style ice cream is so hard to find. feeling dizzy, i pee a few times and only poop like one time. then i go to sleep.

First Date
I would just like to say to those of you who are skeptical that I too was skeptical throughout the entire time that I was on this sight. But, I kept an open mind and gave it a shot anyways, figured what did I have to lose? Nothing. But I gained so much more than I would have ever thought possible!! I met a woman that's beautiful, funny, sweet, and everything I've been looking for! I'm not saying she was a quick find or that I didn't constantly think of giving this stupid online dating stuff up....I had to sift thru the fake ones, the ones who promised me the world and said everything they thought I wanted to hear...which by the way is total crap!! Seriously? Most REAL men don't fall for that so you might as well try a more realistic approach lol. *ANYWAYS* I'm no longer single and no longer looking. If you're thinking of giving up....DON"T. If you truly wanna find someone, you will. But (unless you have plenty of money to throw around).....he's not gonna be shipped to your front door with a note and a bow!! So if ur for real I wish you all the luck in finding something that will make you happy!! And if ur not for real....get off this sight so the good hearted ones can shine! They've got sights just for "THAT" ya know! Good Luck and happy fishin lol!!! (Ok, even I admit that last part was cheesy haha)