well my name is Thaddeus James Nelson. cool huh? lol im an ok looking dude and i have a job.... (in the summer months) so what eles is there. no im just kidding. i love life and I'm happy like all the time. :) i love having fun and i love to cook and spend time and money on women. i think warm hugs are important and kisses always make me smile. hehe and................ I'm kind of a dork, but if i had a super power it would be the ability to move you..... I am funny, out going, and smart tarded? Now, i am working on my dodge ball skills and trying to find out why i fart when i pee. :( ???? and trying to find someone to go back in time with me. i have only done it once and i cant promise your safety but you must bring your own weapons. and I'm also trying to bring disco back... I'm already rich so what else should i do? I am really good at jumping jacks. making toast. and eating the toast I just made. hanging out in my underwear. running fast. talking loud. spealling. making up new words, like smart-tarded, I don't play video games but i did when i was young and i kicked ass at Mario 3 and I'm sure i could still do it. i remember where ALL 3 whistles are. I'm good at dressing up like a ninja then laying down so it looks like I,m a dead ninja, its always important to confuse your enemy before running away. and i can make people laugh pretty ****ing hard. i am. im like 5' 9" and people are always coming up to me and saying... "damn look how average that guys height is" and people notice my ball sack cause it is so huge, it holds like 15 dodge balls so i keep it strapped to my moped, what can i say i love to play dodge ball. and my jumping skills. i can jump over small dogs. old ladies sitting down. broken mayonnaise jars. fish tanks. a rusty nail on the sidewalk. and if you lay down i could probably jump over you. :) love to jump. hit me up if you're a nice, open minded, sweet, super hot, single girl. i don't care about looks so if you don't think your a "10" i will still give you a chance but you better know how to dance. If you have a boyfriend already i can keep a secret pretty good. and if your mean... just don't talk but we can still hang out. I am all about having fun and enjoying this wild crazy ride we call life. i enjoy Running as fast as i ****ing can. trying to save the world. doing jumping jacks. not hanging out with you and that is bumming me out just a little. :) getting pissed off cause outer space style ice cream is so hard to find. feeling dizzy, i pee a few times and only poop like one time. then i go to sleep.
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