I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? Are they interested? Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested." So now all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "well good night." Do you do like the ass out hug? Where you like.... hug each other like this with your ass sticks out because you're tryn to get too close, or do you go right in and just kiss'em on the lips or don't kiss'em at all? it's very difficult to try and read situation all the while you're just really wondering, "are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip" just for a second, just to see how it feels.
Vince Vaughn - Wedding Crashers