I’m recently back in the game again and proceeding with caution. I’m a mom, a professional, a friend and a fun seeker. I like staying in just as much as going out, maybe more. I have managed to raise a pretty fantastic 17 year old who amazes me more every day.
Please, for the love of all things good and holy, know what you want and be able to effectively communicate it. Despite my Scorpio born psychic tendencies, I am NOT a mind reader.
We should hang out if:
You have facial hair, tattoos, a love of music and movies, and an appreciation of the differences among people or like to be outdoors. Or if you like pineapple on your pizza, dogs, or fancy yourself artistic or creative in any way. Or if you're just a cool person in general and think having goals and ambitions are important.
We should probably just be friends if:
You never pick up a book, sports are as deep as your interests run, you listen to mostly hip hop, rap or top 40, you have a crazy ex that you aren’t able to cut the cord with, or brushing your teeth and daily showers aren’t on your list of daily hygiene to do’s. Or if you’re republican and not ashamed of it.(ok, this one is a joke people...simmer down)
Let’s not even bother meeting if:
You can’t take a joke or appreciate sarcasm, you’re a liar, you're offended by cuss words, or you plan on thumping a bible in my face.
A line from my favorite movie:
“Two people can be perfect for each other but if the timing's wrong it's never going to work out. Bad timing is the reason that most normal people end up single. Weirdos and creeps are single cause they are weird and creepy but people like us are single because of bad timing.”
Things I dislike:
liars, onions, mushrooms, self-centered people, clowns, bad grammar, insomnia, knees, monkeys, the Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Duck Dynasty people