The following is a list of REQUIREMENTS. Fit them. Or else.
- Ability to spell
- A deep appreciation for Jerry Seinfeld
- Height. I'm tall so you should be tall so I can (rarely) wear heels and not tower over you
- Ability to make me laugh at least one time per day
- Modesty (If you're pretty, be pretty. But don't be a****about it.)
- The maturity to look at your girlfriend as an equal partner, deserving of your friendship AND love
If you fit the above requirements, READ ON future best friend/husband! If you don't, MAYBE I can overlook your flaws and consider a platonic relationship. Maybe. But probably I just won't message you back and you'll get all pouty.
I'm (unfortunately) not new to this site. I've tried it a few times and have met some alright people. But not THE ONE yet. So, I'm trying again. :)
I think putting too much into a profile is most likely a waste of time so I'll keep it brief but blunt.
Reading, playing with cats for hours on end, skiing poorly down mountains, camping, picnics, floating down rivers inebriated, playing board games, antiquing (is this a word?)
Complete! Sorta. I have a few things left on the list. They include:
- Finding my best friend/husband
- Maybe having a baby or two
- Getting a coupla doggies
- Travelling with the aforementioned best friend/husband
- Finishing the never-ending renovations on my new (1953 is new, right?) house
(The order of the above can, and likely should, be modified somewhat...)
Myself/What makes me a beautiful unique snowflake:
I'm the whiz. And nobody beats me. But for realsies, the following make me a beautiful unique snowflake:
- I'm honest (to a fault some say... but others appreciate it)
- I'm pretty funny. You know, for a girl. ;)
- I'm smart though I don't always remember that fact and do some pretty stupid things from time to time
- I'm excellent at snuggling and am pretty affectionate if I like ya
Mainly folky stuff, "indie" (I just threw up in my mouth a little), old stuff (Dylan etc).
And THAT'S how you write a profile.
To send a message to la_renarde you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 24 and 34.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
Must not smoke