I was born and raised in Southern California. Ive got a great sense of humor.Maybe a bit too sarcastic for some people....but to heck with them if they cant take a joke. Im not into the club scene, but I do like to play a game of pool once in a while. I tend to be a little shy at first, but I loosen up fairly quickly.
As far as what Im looking for...: My ideal match would be a tall, single, good looking guy, with a killer smile a hot body, and big...hands.He would be smart and funny and have a fancy car and a great job. Hed be a gentleman, a freak, and amazing in bed. I could go on, but whats the point??
Ive come to realize that there is no such thing as an ideal match, and I might have set my sights a little too high. so Ive learned to compromise on some things. When it comes to physical appearance, Id settle for a half way decent looking guy,with most of his teeth.It would be nice if he had some type of transportation, or at least made enough money to cover bus fare. Am I asking for too much??
Oh, for all of you "separated" guys out there.... There are 2 requirements that you have to meet in order to call yourself "separated".
Number 1( and most importantly):
Your wife MUST know that you are separated. If she doesnt know that you guys are separated, you might want to consider changing your status to "Married, but looking for something on the side". Not judging, just keeping it real.
You must not be living together. (Separated by walls, or out of town doesnt count).
**It has been brought to my attention that my profile doesn’t tell you anything about me, and makes me sound like a b****.. Well, we cant have people thinking Im a b****, so here goes…
All kidding aside, Im actually very easy going and down to earth. I am one of the nicest people I know. It’s the simple things in life that make me happy. Cooking, gardening, old folks, everything about summertime, dive bars, blue jeans, and my dog. I like holding hands in public, cuddling on the couch, you kissing my neck….and my dog.
Someday, Id like to find a guy that Im absolutely crazy about. A guy that puts a wicked grin on my face whenever I think about him. Someone that looks forward to seeing me, even more than I look forward to seeing him. It doesnt matter if we stay home and cuddle on the couch, or go out on the town. He is happiest when he is with me.
OK, Now Im SURE that Im asking for too much