I am here to meet people and make friends since it seems oddly difficult to do outside of school. If you have the same interests as me, that's cool. And if you have interests that differ from my own, that's cool too. Either way I get to learn something new.
I really like Explosions in the Sky, corgis, math jokes, and all things Tesla (yes, the car manufacturer and the scientist). If you mention any of these things in my presence, I will get really excited, and I recommend you stand well back. You've been warned.
You get bonus points if you can teach me Japanese or Russian. Or anything really. I like learning new things (see first paragraph).