Or Am I?
One of the ones you shouldn't let slip away.
Crazy as well but not in the stalker way. I will go Optimus Prime on your ass.
Not one of the douches pulling there pants down as if going to scratch your nasty balls.
Class boys, not swag.
Swag doesn't pay the bills, it gives you herpes.
Saying sorry girls I want someone fit I am not trying to be an ***hole.
You are an ***hole. Didn't you think you could be the one to make them fit and banging.
Don't judge, they one day could take you to Maury and be a hot babe with lots of money.
Actually have a job and car or at least working your bootay off to get to that point.
Scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me.
Have a sense of humor for Allah's sake.
if not we will not get along.
Do not expect me to give you my number after a week of talking.
I am not about to become your next victim of you stalking and killing spree.
Which you would be dissappointed.
I am Optimus Prime remember?