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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Duluth Minnesota | ||
| Details | 53 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Mixed race Sagittarius with Mixed color hair | ||
| Intent | happy.heretic isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Free Thinker | Profession | veteran, volunteer, working again soon |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | No | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
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About Me
* Penis photos will be matched here with other penis photo providers. Don't take it personal. Y'all obviously have more in common with each other than with me.
Too many irons in the fire to date, so if you're not looking for a platonic dance partner let's pretend I don't exist :.) However, since 'life happens when we make plans" the remainder of this profile exists for the person 'I get' who 'gets me' in the midst of this rambling self-representation.
This profile tells it like it is out of respect for men like my sons who try to please but believe their efforts are pointless because women "don't say what they mean". Like a home is a sanctuary, so is the heart. We all deserve mindfulness. If you are similarly inclined, take a plunge into my twilight zone. Then I'd like to discover yours :-) Now...
Let's make a deal. If you are a monk, narcissistic, co-dependent, sociopathic, an alcoholic or other drug abuser, racist, unclean, uncouth, an emotional recluse or emo, abusive, completely self-absorbed, an incorrigible user, sexually boring, stingy, self-centered, a parasite, indiscriminately promiscuous, snore like a hog with congested sinuses, think navel lint and accumulated ear wax are attractive body ornaments, etc., send copies of current bank statements, un-enhanced photo and a recording of your voice. Such flaws should be counterbalanced by tons of $, stunning good looks and a voice that will make everything sound hunky dory.
Do you have a strong sense of self? Looking for a free spirit at heart as an equal? Then maybe you're the one in 7+ billion :.) (Kidding - astrologically there are many possibilities!) It's the close game with memorable replays I'm interested in. Expecting my phone number because you spent a few seconds to say hello? Casual encounter seeker? PASS. Did 80% of readers just lose interest? Yay! Here's the tip of the volcano:
~ If you sometimes think, "Wasn't smart, but it sure was FUN!", you are my kinda guy!
~ I am polemic in a good natured manner. Hope you are too!
~ Will you dance 'til we're breathless?
~ Will try almost anything except wasabi by the spoonful or jumping off a cliff without a hang glider.
~ A girly tomboy who dresses mostly casual, classy or sexy and comfortable anywhere.
~ I will probably laugh if you stub your toe.
~ Real conspiracy theories are fun. Too bad much of what is considered such isn't theory O.o
~ Interested in now and enjoying life's obstacle course as much as possible. Living is an adventure!
~ I need substance... another 10% vanishes!
~ Not perfect, but a decent, passionate woman interested in an indecent amount of passionate...
~ I put spiders outside so they can visit again later.
~ When it isn't over done I believe silence can be as positive as other forms of communication :.)
~ Don't need to be entertained and generally a cheap date 'cause the best things in life really are free or close enough.
~ Not everyone's cup of tea, but most people who don't like me did something they shouldn't have or were gonna.
~ If I make you a sandwich, it may have hot peppers instead of what you expected. There goes another 9%.
~ Equally reciprocating friendship and sharing passions may get you spoiled endlessly.
~ Sports (if it matters): would rather play anything, however badly, than watch.
~ Not one of the boys, but I enjoy a good cigar now and then.
~ Call me a wet blanket but I don't do holidays.
~ Peace and order are a must in my sanctuary.
~ When life fails us I'll remind you sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train, but it's all good.
~ Publicly somewhat conservative, but with the right person... ;.)
~ If I should be ready in 10 minutes, don't expect the princess of your dreams unless she wears a t-shirt, jeans & boots or sandals.
~ Makeup is optional and always minimal. Fake nails? Nooope.
Not that I'm looking, but the person whose spirit feels like this with me, is worthy of a long term relationship:
~ choose me, ’cause with you I will share the longest, dreamy, simmering kisses ever
~ will do anything to curl the toes of your sensuous, fiery, passionate soul
~ playful teasing, touching, blush inducing glances incite another round of lust
~ suspended moments deliciously clouded by the way you feel around me, inside me
~ dance with me in the moonlight while modest stars quietly dazzle us with magic
~ share with me tender caresses, and I will share everything with you
~ choose me ’cause when we're apart, you can’t stop thinking how we feel as one
~ balance partners, soul mates
~ choose me ’cause I challenge you to match me
~ 'cause sharing our flames makes the world stay disappeared ’til the morning sun brings it back
I can be described as: optimistic, fun, loyal and faithful to the nth degree, intense, indomitable, exhausting, always learning, incisive, deeply romantic, compassionate, hard working, somewhere between spontaneous and conservative, mutable, creative, discriminating, intuitive, analytical, sometimes naive, equally demanding of myself and others, persevering, neither lazy nor ambitious, competitive for fun... hmmm... do you like to wrestle? I'll let you win if you compensate me for my loss ;.)
Deal Breakers (everyone should have a few):
* Racism: I have zero tolerance for it.
* Posting inaccurate personal information online is understandable, but remaining uncomfortable with clarity invites a short and permanent good bye.
* Lack of respect and lack of self-respect.
* A nurturer by nature but my sons are grown - I'm no one's maid or mother. Have I lost 99.99% about now? :.)
* More than 'a few extra pounds' say you don't take care of yourself. 'Average' is not more than 'a few extra pounds'. 'Athletic' means no buddha belly o~O
* Inability to consistently communicate clearly and honestly, or you may unexpectedly see a bit of dust where I used to be.
* You need to be one with the TV and shed tears if you lose the remote control.
* Raised military, now a veteran. I support our troops 100% but not everything our government does with them. If that bothers you...
* Expecting me to color my hair. Can you say, 'mistake'?
* No sense of humor? Ugh.
* Do facebook, email or texting suffice as quality time spent together? {{{O.O}}}
* If you're looking for a 'God fearing woman', I'm not for you. Any God I might respect would not employ fear. Nature has been a most valuable guide.
* If you write and are 20-40 something, include "Dear Mom".
Too many irons in the fire to date, so if you're not looking for a platonic dance partner let's pretend I don't exist :.) However, since 'life happens when we make plans" the remainder of this profile exists for the person 'I get' who 'gets me' in the midst of this rambling self-representation.
This profile tells it like it is out of respect for men like my sons who try to please but believe their efforts are pointless because women "don't say what they mean". Like a home is a sanctuary, so is the heart. We all deserve mindfulness. If you are similarly inclined, take a plunge into my twilight zone. Then I'd like to discover yours :-) Now...
Let's make a deal. If you are a monk, narcissistic, co-dependent, sociopathic, an alcoholic or other drug abuser, racist, unclean, uncouth, an emotional recluse or emo, abusive, completely self-absorbed, an incorrigible user, sexually boring, stingy, self-centered, a parasite, indiscriminately promiscuous, snore like a hog with congested sinuses, think navel lint and accumulated ear wax are attractive body ornaments, etc., send copies of current bank statements, un-enhanced photo and a recording of your voice. Such flaws should be counterbalanced by tons of $, stunning good looks and a voice that will make everything sound hunky dory.
Do you have a strong sense of self? Looking for a free spirit at heart as an equal? Then maybe you're the one in 7+ billion :.) (Kidding - astrologically there are many possibilities!) It's the close game with memorable replays I'm interested in. Expecting my phone number because you spent a few seconds to say hello? Casual encounter seeker? PASS. Did 80% of readers just lose interest? Yay! Here's the tip of the volcano:
~ If you sometimes think, "Wasn't smart, but it sure was FUN!", you are my kinda guy!
~ I am polemic in a good natured manner. Hope you are too!
~ Will you dance 'til we're breathless?
~ Will try almost anything except wasabi by the spoonful or jumping off a cliff without a hang glider.
~ A girly tomboy who dresses mostly casual, classy or sexy and comfortable anywhere.
~ I will probably laugh if you stub your toe.
~ Real conspiracy theories are fun. Too bad much of what is considered such isn't theory O.o
~ Interested in now and enjoying life's obstacle course as much as possible. Living is an adventure!
~ I need substance... another 10% vanishes!
~ Not perfect, but a decent, passionate woman interested in an indecent amount of passionate...
~ I put spiders outside so they can visit again later.
~ When it isn't over done I believe silence can be as positive as other forms of communication :.)
~ Don't need to be entertained and generally a cheap date 'cause the best things in life really are free or close enough.
~ Not everyone's cup of tea, but most people who don't like me did something they shouldn't have or were gonna.
~ If I make you a sandwich, it may have hot peppers instead of what you expected. There goes another 9%.
~ Equally reciprocating friendship and sharing passions may get you spoiled endlessly.
~ Sports (if it matters): would rather play anything, however badly, than watch.
~ Not one of the boys, but I enjoy a good cigar now and then.
~ Call me a wet blanket but I don't do holidays.
~ Peace and order are a must in my sanctuary.
~ When life fails us I'll remind you sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train, but it's all good.
~ Publicly somewhat conservative, but with the right person... ;.)
~ If I should be ready in 10 minutes, don't expect the princess of your dreams unless she wears a t-shirt, jeans & boots or sandals.
~ Makeup is optional and always minimal. Fake nails? Nooope.
Not that I'm looking, but the person whose spirit feels like this with me, is worthy of a long term relationship:
~ choose me, ’cause with you I will share the longest, dreamy, simmering kisses ever
~ will do anything to curl the toes of your sensuous, fiery, passionate soul
~ playful teasing, touching, blush inducing glances incite another round of lust
~ suspended moments deliciously clouded by the way you feel around me, inside me
~ dance with me in the moonlight while modest stars quietly dazzle us with magic
~ share with me tender caresses, and I will share everything with you
~ choose me ’cause when we're apart, you can’t stop thinking how we feel as one
~ balance partners, soul mates
~ choose me ’cause I challenge you to match me
~ 'cause sharing our flames makes the world stay disappeared ’til the morning sun brings it back
I can be described as: optimistic, fun, loyal and faithful to the nth degree, intense, indomitable, exhausting, always learning, incisive, deeply romantic, compassionate, hard working, somewhere between spontaneous and conservative, mutable, creative, discriminating, intuitive, analytical, sometimes naive, equally demanding of myself and others, persevering, neither lazy nor ambitious, competitive for fun... hmmm... do you like to wrestle? I'll let you win if you compensate me for my loss ;.)
Deal Breakers (everyone should have a few):
* Racism: I have zero tolerance for it.
* Posting inaccurate personal information online is understandable, but remaining uncomfortable with clarity invites a short and permanent good bye.
* Lack of respect and lack of self-respect.
* A nurturer by nature but my sons are grown - I'm no one's maid or mother. Have I lost 99.99% about now? :.)
* More than 'a few extra pounds' say you don't take care of yourself. 'Average' is not more than 'a few extra pounds'. 'Athletic' means no buddha belly o~O
* Inability to consistently communicate clearly and honestly, or you may unexpectedly see a bit of dust where I used to be.
* You need to be one with the TV and shed tears if you lose the remote control.
* Raised military, now a veteran. I support our troops 100% but not everything our government does with them. If that bothers you...
* Expecting me to color my hair. Can you say, 'mistake'?
* No sense of humor? Ugh.
* Do facebook, email or texting suffice as quality time spent together? {{{O.O}}}
* If you're looking for a 'God fearing woman', I'm not for you. Any God I might respect would not employ fear. Nature has been a most valuable guide.
* If you write and are 20-40 something, include "Dear Mom".
First Date
Mutual choice though my preference is a public, casual, low noise setting with a pleasant ambience.
"How many people does this profile scare?" No idea. However, though I am somewhat reserved I can be rambunctious and 'out there' in like company. And if I suggest an activity, I'm going - not asking permission :.) I am a loyal supporter of a worthy leader though most men seem compelled to emphatically establish dominance already conceded 'cause I don't wanna be the man anyway so keep the club in a closet unless you're protecting us :-) To know me, don't presume much and understand I need reasons and rationale that make sense to ME. That rare person will find no walls around this heart. Then the biggest challenge is how we fill our days together :.)
Thoughts for those who believe there is no one for them, or that women don't want real men:
Embrace your inner and outer alphaness but understand leading entails responsibillity to care for the person's heart you would have. A person who has not lost their ability to love will find love again. Nothing is ever really lost, even if we sometimes think it is.
"A good relationship can help us discover more about who we truly are and what we are capable of. Poor relationships can make us overly conscious of what might be lacking within. This says more about another person's tendency to find fault or seek conflict than they reflect on you. Sometimes rather than asking: who is coming into my life bringing what flowers, ask: who is in my life waving what weapons? Let an inner confidence neutralize tensions and perceived attacks. Ask 'What can I do to make things happen?' If you understand what your heart wants, you can ensure the magic you seek unfolds."
"People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you expressed. They may assist through a difficulty, provide guidance or support or aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They are there for the reason you need them. Then, without wrongdoing on your part or inconveniently, this person ends the relationship. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away, or act up and force you to take a stand. We must then realize our need has been met and it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because it is your turn to share, grow or learn. They bring peace or make you laugh, or teach you something. They usually bring joy. Believe it. It is real. But only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach lifetime lessons; things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Accept the lessons, love the person, and use what you learned in other relationships and areas of your life." ~ Author Unknown
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Cancer survivor here w/o chemo or radiation. Ask how if you’re interested! :.)
"How many people does this profile scare?" No idea. However, though I am somewhat reserved I can be rambunctious and 'out there' in like company. And if I suggest an activity, I'm going - not asking permission :.) I am a loyal supporter of a worthy leader though most men seem compelled to emphatically establish dominance already conceded 'cause I don't wanna be the man anyway so keep the club in a closet unless you're protecting us :-) To know me, don't presume much and understand I need reasons and rationale that make sense to ME. That rare person will find no walls around this heart. Then the biggest challenge is how we fill our days together :.)
Thoughts for those who believe there is no one for them, or that women don't want real men:
Embrace your inner and outer alphaness but understand leading entails responsibillity to care for the person's heart you would have. A person who has not lost their ability to love will find love again. Nothing is ever really lost, even if we sometimes think it is.
"A good relationship can help us discover more about who we truly are and what we are capable of. Poor relationships can make us overly conscious of what might be lacking within. This says more about another person's tendency to find fault or seek conflict than they reflect on you. Sometimes rather than asking: who is coming into my life bringing what flowers, ask: who is in my life waving what weapons? Let an inner confidence neutralize tensions and perceived attacks. Ask 'What can I do to make things happen?' If you understand what your heart wants, you can ensure the magic you seek unfolds."
"People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you expressed. They may assist through a difficulty, provide guidance or support or aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They are there for the reason you need them. Then, without wrongdoing on your part or inconveniently, this person ends the relationship. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away, or act up and force you to take a stand. We must then realize our need has been met and it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because it is your turn to share, grow or learn. They bring peace or make you laugh, or teach you something. They usually bring joy. Believe it. It is real. But only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach lifetime lessons; things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Accept the lessons, love the person, and use what you learned in other relationships and areas of your life." ~ Author Unknown
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cancer survivor here w/o chemo or radiation. Ask how if you’re interested! :.)
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