* Penis photos will be matched here with other penis photo providers. Don't take it personal. Y'all obviously have more in common with each other than with me.
Here's the deal. If you are uncouth, emo, indiscriminately promiscuous, think navel lint and accumulated ear wax are attractive body ornaments, etc., send copies of recent bank statements, un-enhanced photos and a recording of your voice. Such flaws should be counterbalanced by tons of $, stunning good looks and a voice that will make everything sound hunky dory. Did most of you just lose interest? Yay! I'm not trying to catch all the fish :)
The remainder of this profile exists for Gort.
Like a home is a sanctuary, so is the heart. We all deserve mindfulness. If you are similarly inclined, plunge into my twilight zone. Then I'd like to discover yours. Do you have a strong sense of self? Looking for a free spirit at heart? It's the close game with memorable replays I'm interested in. Here's the tip of the volcano:
~ If you sometimes think, "Wasn't smart, but it sure was FUN!", I like you already.
~ I am polemic in a good natured manner. Bonus if you are too.
~ A girly tomboy who dresses mostly casual and comfortable almost anywhere.
~ I will probably laugh if you stub your toe. (I am easily amused?)
~ Real conspiracy theories are fun. Too bad much of what is considered such isn't theory o.O
~ Interested in now and enjoying life's obstacle course as much as possible.
~ I need substance.
~ I've never hated men and you get extra cookies if you don't hate women :)
~ I put spiders outside so they can visit again later.
~ Silence can be as positive as other forms of communication :.)
~ Don't need to be entertained.
~ My thinking is often convoluted, but my heart is free of clutter.
~ The best things in life really are free or close enough.
~ Not everyone's cup of tea, but most people who don't like me did something they shouldn't have or were gonna.
~ Equally reciprocating friendship and sharing passions may get you spoiled endlessly.
~ Sports: would rather play anything however badly than watch.
~ Never learned to cook fish or steak well, but I make mean soups and skillets with andouille :)
~ Short versions generally escape me, but if you lead me out of the weeds with fact and logic, I may actually follow.
~ Publicly somewhat conservative, but if you're Gort...
~ If I should be ready in 10 minutes, don't expect the princess of your dreams unless she wears a t-shirt, jeans & boots.
~ Makeup is optional and minimal.
~ You will always know where I stand. I cherish the same in return.
I can be described as: optimistic, fun, loyal and faithful to the nth degree, intense, indomitable, exhausting, always learning, incisive, deeply romantic, compassionate, hard working, somewhere between spontaneous and conservative, mutable, discriminating, intuitive, analytical, gullible and sometimes naive, equally demanding of myself and others, persevering, neither lazy nor ambitious, competitive for fun... hmmm... do you like to wrestle? Maybe I'll let you win :)
I am a loyal supporter of a worthy companion. However most men seem compelled to emphatically establish dominance already conceded 'cause I don't wanna be the man. I like my girly parts. So keep the club in a closet unless you're protecting us :-)
To know me, don't presume much. We don't always need to agree, but that rare person who helps me understand will find no walls around this heart, limitless compassion, unconditional loyalty and trust.
Everyone should have a few deal breakers:
* Racism and bigotry.
* If you kill for 'sport' I'll pass.
* Lack of respect and lack of self-respect.
* Inaccurate personal information online is understandable. Remaining uncomfortable with clarity invites a short and permanent good bye.
* Unable to communicate with honesty.
* I support our troops 100% but not everything our government does with them. If that bothers you...
* Expecting me to color my hair. Can you say, 'mistake'?
* If you want a 'God fearing woman', I'm not for you. The higher powers in nature are infinitely more appealing.
* 20-40 somethings should include "Dear Mom" in the message.
I wouldn't call it a date. Building a friendship would be a good beginning. Maybe take a few dance lessons, riding, hiking, watching waves and pondering life... feel free to suggest something :.) That said, whether inside or outside my preference is a public, casual, low noise setting with a pleasant ambience.
Thoughts for those who believe there is no one for them, or that women don't want real men: A person who has not lost their ability to love will find love again. Few things are ever really lost, even when it seems so.
Embrace your inner and outer alphaness but understand leading entails responsibility to care for the person's heart you would hold.
A good relationship can help us discover more about who we truly are and what we are capable of. Poor relationships can make us overly conscious of what might be lacking within. Often what goes against our grain is a shadow of ourselves reflected in another person. Listen to your inner voice. Rather than wonder: who is coming into my life bringing what flowers? Consider: who is in my life waving what weapons? To see what is real, allow your inner confidence to neutralize tensions and perceived attacks. Ask 'What can I do to make things happen?' If you understand what your heart wants, you can ensure the magic you seek unfolds.
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you expressed. They may assist through a difficulty, provide guidance or support or aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They are there for the reason you need them. Then, without wrongdoing on your part or inconveniently, this person ends the relationship. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away, or act up and force you to take a stand. We must then realize our need has been met and it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because it is your turn to share, grow or learn. They bring peace or make you laugh, or teach you something. They usually bring joy. Believe it. It is real. But only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach lifetime lessons; things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Accept the lessons, love the person, and use what you learned in other relationships and areas of your life.
It’s impossible, said pride.
It’s risky, said experience.
It’s pointless, said reason.
Give it a try, whispered the heart.
(Your turn, Gort. I'm listening.)