DD2316
Age: 32
Hang out
alliparks: I will eat your soul.
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Napa, California
Details
32 year old Woman, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Blonde hair
Intent
alliparks Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Profession
Owner of The Painted Lady Tanning


dating
Shhhh, It's a Wig






I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years



About Me
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much 24/7. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.

Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on facebook!! https://www.facebook.com/ThePaintedLadySalon

First Date
Three way cuddling, you, me, and the cat. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.


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