Since the whole point of these profiles are to help us navigate through the sea of potentials with the smoothest sailing possible, I'll do my best to be somewhat thorough without writing my unabridged biography, even though I just LOOOVE talking about myself. (If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, that last part? Uhh, yeah.)
Just to save us some time....
If you're not into tattooed, adventurous, spontaneous, chivalrous (yes, there ARE still a few of us out here.=) ), down-to-Earth, drama free, positive, ambitious men with eclectic taste in music, that are BIG on respect, & loyal almost to a fault, then you should keep rowing your boat merrily up the stream because I would not be the catch for you.
If you are self centered, selfish, dishonest, lazy, disloyal, negative, a drama queen, over weight / out of shape (far from a Shallow Hal, but I stay active & work out to take care of myself & am looking for someone that does the same. ), don't know what you want, don't have a sense of humor, not adventurous, don't know the difference between your/you're, to/too etc., you can keep it movin' because you are off the hook. (.... and NOT in the "she's the bomb-all that & a bag'a chips-off the hook" way either! Lol)