Hello there! I was off of here for a while and now I'm back to do some fishing.
After spending just a short amount of time on this website I found that I got many messages from people who I have absolutely nothing in common with. So please don't be one of those guys.
I don't want to be super rude but please be a realistic match if you're gonna message me. I'm attracted to common sense.
Chivalry, is not dead, and appreciated. Honestly I'm so used to it being dead that if you surprise me and are a true gentleman I just might love you forever. Hopefully I can seed through the hopeless and find my prince charming. Or find a sexy **** buddy who lives in my town, what ever works. That was a joke with some seriousness to it. (POF is pretty harsh and censored me by the way)
So... a little bit about me. I am small and short. I am left handed. I crochet (it's like knitting but better). I rarely drink so if you are someone whos life revolves around going out and getting trashed this might not work. To each their own but I personally don't like drinking, I get an insta-headache. I'll be the driver though. Or just spark up when you chug down. I love to watch TV, mostly funny shows or movies but I do dabble in action or drama. Just to name a few to give you an idea... It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, SOA, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Orange is the New Black, Grey's Anatomy. Anchorman, Pineapple Express (really any Judd Apatow movie). I love stand up comedy. I can probably recite almost everything that Ron White has ever said.I love most country music. I grew up on classic rock but listen to alternative rock about 50% of the time.
I love to just drive around listening to music and start sentences with "This is really random but...", be spontaneous, laugh, be outside, watch baseball, go to car shows, ride in truck beds, go fishing, go to concerts, smoke, watch sunsets, get in the car and just drive, be carefree and most of all smile. If that sounds a lot like you let me know.
Anyone else find it strange that one of the questions on here is "do you own a car?".. let me just say that if you don't own a car you have way bigger problems than your love life. We don't live in NYC, everyone should have a car. ..just one of my many random thoughts.
It depends, I would be up for almost anything. I don't need fancy, I just need fun. For the first time meeting something easy and not so "date-like" is better, I think. Less pressure. So maybe meet up for coffee. After that we can figure out something fun.
By the way, if you happen to give me Blue-Purple Dendrobium Orchids you would forever have my heart. Those flowers make me melt.