Decided to try online dating because the girls I was meeting in bars were making for pretty awful dates. (See the two examples below lol) Anyway I'm very hardworking, successful, like to have fun and if you want to know more just send me a message.
1. I had dinner with a girl who actually yelled at a waiter almost immediately for putting my drink down before hers, I told her not to worry about it and that he was not trying to be rude, she immediately defended herself by telling me she's used to men from all over the world doing whatever she asks because shes so beautiful. wtf! Of course that only made it worse! I immediately looked around the restaurant to see if Ashton Kutcher was hiding somewhere waiting for the perfect time to tell me I had been punked! Anyway I simply smiled and looked desperatley for the poor waiter, Who I'm sure was trying to avoid our table now, I just knew I would need a much stronger drink to get through this night. When our meals arrived she simply looked at her chicken and said, "its too big." I wasnt quite sure what she meant, but soon realized she wanted me to cut her food. Without much thought I reached over and cut her first bite to be polite. She quickly ate it and said, "its still too big". (My first thought was that's what she said:) I soon realized she actually wanted me to cut each and every bite.... Now Im all for chivalry and being a gentleman, but you have to draw the line somewhere, so I told her she had a knife and fork and that she could cut it herself. She said if I didnt cut her food, she wouldn't eat! So I had the waiter bring a to-go box, that was the only time he smiled all night. :)
2. After having a fun evening with my date I decided to stop off and grab a bottle of water for the drive home. When I forgot my wallet I quickly returned to the car where she was searching. through. my. phone. On our first date...
So if you have never done any of the above, maybe we will get along :)