Ok, this is going to be long, I am just trying to get the bullsh*t out of the way so neither of us waste our time. I'm not super picky and I'm not a raging bull dyke, I am very sweet and bubbly. I am a pleaser, I know what men want and I hold my man on a throne like a king should be treated. But I've wasted too much of my life on douche bags, I have far too much to offer a man than just a booty call. So feel free to stop reading at any point and move on to the next page if you feel we are not a good match. Oh, and if you don't even bother to read my profile don't message me, I wrote all this sh*t for a reason dude. So if you do read it let me know or I won't respond. Otherwise feel free to drop me a line ;-)
I don't understand what happened to men being men. They say girls are gold diggers, yet I've supported every man I've been with. I'm an independent woman and don't need a man to support me, but I am not Super Woman so don't expect me to do everything by myself. So if I come home with the bacon and you've been just sitting on your ass playing video games all day, and my home is thrashed, and I gotta go spend an hour to cook us some dinner, you will be out the door. I'm not a clean freak, I just want a 50/50 relationship. I have my own apartment, my own car, and stand on my own just fine, so I can cook and clean for myself thank you.
I'm 26 and want a man around my age; and at our age we should at least have a basic idea of what we want out of life. If you make less than 20k a year, not in school, or at an entry level position at a real job with potential to grow please move on. I am a f***ing waitress and can stand on my own, if you are not at least on my level please move on. I am at that time of my life that I am done with all the kid games and ready for something real. I don't do druggies, smoking pot is something I can handle, only if you got all your priorities straight and smoke a little to relax. I'm still young and still party like it's 1999, but partying here and again is one thing, getting f***ed up everyday is another. To sum this up, I need a man with aspirations and a good head on his shoulders.
Now, that is out of the way. Hi, I am a strong independent woman with a good head on her shoulders. I work hard so I can play hard. I believe in being a good person and I refuse to use or manipulate a man even at my worst of times. I hold true to my word; if I lose everything, then I will lose everything with my respect. I am a brutally honest person. This is both my biggest strength and my biggest weakness. I will tell you the truth even if it hurts your feelings, but you will always know I am never lying. Trust is a huge factor in a relationship, without trust you can't have love. I don't believe in cheating, people cheat because they are unhappy in their relationship. Communication is key, so if you're unhappy you need to communicate with your partner before it gets to this point.
I am the typical gemini and a true socialite, I love people and people hold me together. If you try to hold me down I will fly away, but if you let me be free I will always fly home to you. I can't stand possessiveness and jealousy, those are my worst pet peeves. I will never try to hold you down, but do believe I will know when something is up. We have come to a point that we must build barriers around our hearts to prevent us from being hurt; this is sad. I have this wall around me, but once you break down this wall I will be the best friend and the best woman you could ask for. I give my heart and soul to my man and will go to the ends of the earth to be with him. I never expect a man to be perfect, only to fight as hard for me as I will for him.
I am attracted to the most random things about a guy, like flaws. Flaws define a person and make them unique. I love crooked teeth, I think they're cute and give a person character, but tweaker teeth is whole other story. If your teeth are rotting out of your head, gross. The "tall dark and handsome" is crap and more likely to turn me away. The one physical appearance I cannot handle is super skinny dudes. Sorry, if I feel like I'm gonna break you in half, I'm not interested. You gotta be husky or muscly, or at least just average to catch my attention. I will have to say, a man with a layer of fat over his muscles is my favorite body type, I love strong arms and a fluffy tummy to cuddle with. ^_^ But boys, lets be honest here, husky and fat are 2 completely different things. I've lost almost 60, so I am very much weight conscious. I am well aware that one can be an active person but have weight issues. But being too overweight is purely consuming too much food with lacking physical activity to burn off excess calories. So, we all know our playing fields, and physical attraction is ****ed up but a reality, and money cannot buy physical attraction. Deceiving a person to get to know you is wrong, it also shows you're not confident in your appearance. I guarantee you will recognize me from my photos, can I recognize you?
I also have a very rude crude sense of humor, so if you get offended easily by sexist, racist, or gay jokes you should move to the next page. I love a great sh*t talking battle, and a man who can take as much as he can dish. I love an ***hole, it is a sign of dominance, and girls love to be dominated; just gotta let me take control once in a while ;-). I come from a ghetto neighborhood and have a little ghetto streak in me, I love a man with the same. But if you can't conduct yourself with professionalism when need be, please move on. If you are dumber than mud and can't hold an intellectual conversation or differentiate woman and women please move on. You don't have to be Einstein or have a college degree, intelligence is not defined by college education. Curious minds have a thirst for knowledge and will find means for education even without college. Ignorance is laziness, and stupid people piss me off. Google is a powerful tool, perhaps you should use it.
Now that I have the don'ts out of the way. If you are an animal lover that is a plus, but not a requirement. If you aspire to be married for 50 years to the same woman definitely drop me a line. If you like to cuddle, I am little, squishy, and warm to cuddle with ^_^. If you have a big heart and believe in being a good person. If you're a true socialite like me. If you believe in just having fun, and that life is too short to be miserable and depressed all the time. If you believe you can't turn a ho into a housewife, or tired of ho drama. If you want a girl that you can bring home to mamma, can hang with the boys, and be your playful kitty at home ;-). If you're into health and fitness but not a meathead. If you're confident but not c*cky. If you're looking to have fun and take things one step at a time and see where it goes. If you've read this far message me, I might just like you ;-)