I'd love to tell you how awesome and spontaneous I am like the other 100 profiles you've probably read, I'll save ya the hassle
The bad- brutally honest, forgot how to give a damn, support myself and care about my health instead of being a mooch, drama free,and your mom will probably love me.
Now all the negative things are out I guess I can say I get paid to ride on a firetruck, know how to treat a woman, have a secret relationship with bud light even though I don't revolve around it and love anything fast.
You'll have to find out the rest ??