Stop- if you do not watch and laugh your ass off at Ridiculousness, do not proceed. That show is hilar!
I am new to the area and basically new to this whole internet dating. Don't get that twisted though. I am from Chicago. I don't hold back. You can't get much past me. With that being said, I am looking forward to meeting new people, starting to get established in this area & possibly meeting that great someone. I do not want a brief fling. I am not a swinger. Do not hit me up for anything like that. I am not desperate, nor do I have low standards and I expect whomever I date would be the same. I like to golf but didn't get out last season. Upside is that now living here, I can still go. I also couldn't date someone who has family issues. I love mine. You should too. I'd love to say I am laid back but I'd be lying. I am a total type "A" personality. I have gotten better though and am hoping that will continue :-) That's enough of me. Tell me about you.
OK, I lied:
I HATE Notre Dame. Like seriously hate. I'm not kidding when I say, ND fans please do not respond. It would get violent at some point. Go Noles!!
Annnnnnnd Manti Te'O just reminded me of what douches come from ND. Loser. No really. Try and tell me otherwise.
And I will not ever get on a crotch rocket. Ever. I will ride a Harley though. Sorry but that's another deal breaker. I like the laid back luxury, not the uncomfortable, death trap :-)
I am not lazy but for the love of God, I do not get running. Unless I am being chased by a clown or you are holding a pair of Loubs or a Chanel bag in front of me, you won't see me running. I like yoga. Which leads me to the fact that now as I am starting to get settled out here, I will start working out. I went from an insanely fit person to not so much. Part of that was because I realized food was not my enemy. I also had 4 surgeries in less than 6 years. That can put a damper on your ability to workout. Overall good now though. I also don't expect miracles and know it will take some time so if you want an anorexic gym rat, do not message me. I will never be that again.
If you aren't Ken, do not expect Barbie. (And I guarantee most of you aren't Ken. LOL.)
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky
Please guys- don't be ashamed to ask your friends to take your pic. These self-portraits in the bathroom are old. Enough already.
Ed Hardy called- he wants his shirts back.
If you don't want an honest opinion, don't ask for mine.
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