PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
You think you're a thug/have pictures of money posted on your profile
You don't have a job/car.
You're old enough to be my father. Sorry, I don't have daddy issues
You're going to say something derogatory, sexual or accuse my profile of being fake.
If I don't respond i either haven't logged on in a while, accidently missed your message or I'm not interested. If I'm not interested, calling me a **** isn't going to change my mind.
If you made it this far and actually read my profile, include the word "banana" in your message.