I don't know what to put here anymore. I will say this though that whatever you do make sure you put the commas in the right spot. Otherwise your sentence will sound dirty. That or it'll sound, retarded. Like that one.
This winter can go to hell. Although hell would freeze over and we'd all be screwed. I'm assuming by hell people mean our sun. The sun is a hot flaming fireball of death. I'm pretty certain that by summer we'll see temperatures in the 20's at this rate.
Just so you know I find it important that you have good hair. You must have at least one eyeball. You must be able to bipedal your way here. By here I don't mean my pants. I'm referring to wherever the hypothetical "here" would be. Like my pants but not my pants. That's just an example to explain where would could be - hypothetically.
I can be serious, goofy, smart, and dumb. Depends on the day, the alignment of the various planets, and which doomsday event is coming up. Because everyone knows that every doomsday prediction comes true....
Go Sabres, who are in last place. But they are fun to watch at least.