As a representative of my Gender, officially: I’m sorry!
Oh my goodness.
I did a search on “Guys who like Girls” and did some reading. I was curious about my competition. “Know thy enemy.”
Competition, I wish! I feel sorry for you. After skimming many (straight) men’s profiles it was obviously they were all the same. Boring, apologetic, pleading wuss bags actually trying to appear cool, witty, Etc, trying to sell you on what a great find they are but pretending their not “guys.”
They think with pleading and wuss bagging you’ll be inspired? Intrigued? Interested?
You and I both know your not so dim as to think a guy can be great without being, well a guy. Lest you’d be on the lesbian singles! Duh. You want a real guy! This I at least know.
I mean there’s even a song “Honey, I’m still a guy” that sings “to you a back rub just means a back rub, well, I’m still a guy”.... Women are not stupid, you are not stupid.
And the pictures! I’m LITERALLY laughing out loud right now. Here, let me send you a picture of me barely holding my (tacky) pants up over “the boy’s,” shirtless in the (skanky) bathroom in front of the mirror so I can take a (crappy) cell phone pic. That’s big medicine! You’ll swoon!! Umm......NO.
So it feels weird now that I looked in on what guys here are up to which is essentially begging you to like them, even asking for you to approve of them. I feel I don’t fit in. But Thank God. No wonder I have already got mail here!
Okay. Done with that.
I’m certainly a guy. I’m a regulation man. “He’s all boy” my mom would tell you.
If you wan’t a back rub, and I’m into you- clicking with you, I’ll likely stretch the boundaries of what you may consider to be your back. I make no apology and if your a woman of two digit IQ or higher you’ll be complimented and flattered. No less. Likely, you’ll be turned on.
I know what I like and I know what I’m after. A lady on the street and a freak in the bed. You know that song as well. Well “freak” is stretching it. But I’m a man. I have desire and drive. Horny cheating immoral man-whore? No nothing could be further from who I am. I’m a one lady man. But yes, I’m sexual. This man is highly sexual. No apology. The boy’s are alive and kicking.
Where am I at in my journey?)
I’m celebrating! Over the last years I got really serious and put much work into getting where I want to be. I have arrived! My life is awesome. I write my own schedule, chart my own course and seek my own fancy. Every day is such an adventure. No I don’t mean watching my portfolios. (gag) I mean a real adventure. I have learned and been certified as a white water guide. I rock climb and I’m rope rigging/rescue trained. I practice and teach survival skills.
I’m a shooter. I own guns. I train Snipers. I go to matches and try to shoot holes in a paper target from way off better than the guy next to me can. And most of the time- I am better. I’m a COOL guy. A man’s man. No apology.
Even now I sit having here driven 10 hours from home, mostly back roads in a kinda south western direction. Folks blow their life trying to *arrive.* I DON”T care where I’m headed geographically in my really manly SUV. I’m about the journey, and the lives I touch along the way. You know how many tires I have changed recently? None where mine.
What I’m after.
(This may shock you.) I’m after nothing. My life rocks. I’m so happy. I’m having so much fun. I’m fulfilled, and all the more fulfilled in touching people’s lives who cross my path in positive ways. Like my eating habits: often I just have the main course and seldom have dessert. My life is that. Healthy. Wholesome. Wild in the good ways.
I’m happy & content. Not excessive. However some times, at my choosing I have dessert. More times than not it just pushes the meal over the top to the “Wow!” realm. That is a great analogy: I’m well fed and happy as a fat cat lying in the sun. Umm, no I’m more like a well built dog chasing a rabbit full tilt with my tongue flapping in the wind having the time of my life. (So I shed. No body is perfect. You know that. Be realistic.)
I know if I could possibly meet the right woman who won’t slap my hands EVERY time and is willing to get in, buckle up and hang on this life of mine-ours could be all the more WOW!! DESSERT! But- I’m true to my kind. At some point I will likely sniff your crotch. No apology.
So let me put some filters in here to save my and your time. While I'm brand new to this online dating, I'm a smart guy that does his homework. I read that ""EVERYBODY"" lies online. Well that's not cool by me. I read that men mostly lie about their height and women mostly lie about their body size.
I have a zero tolerance lie policy. I have not been untruthful nor mis-represented myself. If you have, as soon as I find out I'm DONE. So:
1. No lies
2. I have recovered from poor overall health and physical fitness. I lost 67 pounds several years ago. I vowed to myself to be fit as a fiddle for the rest of my life. Part of what helps me to keep this vow is to surround myself with people who are into physical fitness. So if you indicate on your profile that you are a bigger gal than "average body type" Please keep looking elsewhere, and you have my blessing! I have dated several larger gals in my past and found them all to be wonderful, beautiful and *desirable* women. I kinda like'm.... But it was and is far easier for me to lose my motivation and keep my promise to stay very fit when my gal is not keeping herself fit, not pushing me to do same. I don't want to get unmotivated again. Are you a BBW? Please, do what I did. Put a stake in the ground and say "no more" and begin SLOWLY to improve your physical health. I'm so glad I did. You should do it for yourself. Your too valuable not too. You can do it! I promise.
3. You have to "get it." You have to understand, comprehend etc. You have to be on my level, or hopefully even higher. While playing games is not tolerated, you gotta HAVE game. Let me give you some test phrases. If I say a phrase like, oh :
"You packing any heat woman?
If that makes your purr turn into low feminine growl, kinda makes your claws come out a wee bit, excites you, bring out a little of your competitiveness and makes you think "Oh hell no you didn't, IT"S ON!"......
Then where probably gonna do great, have tons of fun and others will love to be around us because it's just fun to be our bystanders! Likely we'll move heaven and earth, roll with incredible adventure and milk all the joy possible out of every moment. (Bonus points if you pounce and bite my neck!)