MountainSerf: I am
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Minneapolis, Minnesota
32 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Other
Hispanic, Taurus
MountainSerf is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Event producer/ concert promoter

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Chinese

About Alejandro
I'm just here for the buffet.

I can be very serious when neccesary, but I prefer to be naked when not neccessary.

I work in sales for a home improvement contractor. I also promote concerts and work with several companies and venues doing production and marketing work. I am working towards taking the leap into running a full time production company.

I'm looking for someone to pass the time with... what little spare time I have. Hopefully cute, witty, nice butt, good kisser... but I don't judge - I'm flexible.

I would love to find a girl with her own life who is ambitious and motivated. Hit me up when you feel like taking a time-out from the hustle and bustle.

I love to snowboard with beautiful women. Something about girls in snow pants. Meow.

I gets DOWN in the kitchen.

I'm addicted to bass. Low frequency, not fish, but those are great too.

Music is my floatation device in the great flood we call life so I cling to it with all I've got. Nietzsche once said, "Without music, life would be a mistake."

I will jam out to anything but especially love electronic and funk music. Also really like old school alternative/metal. I grew up on classical and country so I have a pretty wide foundation. Likely playlist: Flume, Disclosure, Sublime, Ice Cube, Pink Floyd, Excision, RHCP, Disclosure, Joe Walsh, The Floozies, Pantera, Kaskade. I have way too many favorites to list them so if you are a musicphile too, lets wax poetic on tastes.

I like to go to music festivals of all genres and locales. I would like to go to Outlook Festival, Minus 424 in the next few years. I will be at Burning Man every year. I will get married there. I hope you are with that.

I hate sarcasm.

I hate people that say they hate things.. And I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day, because then it stays up all night.

I love sarcasm.

My profile purposely sucks at the beginning to weed out those who have a short attention span or can't read. If you can read, and you read the whole thing, and you still think it sucks, then you're stupid and ugly anyway. Just kidding. I would never judge someone just because they are stupid and ugly.

I love being outdoors winter or summer and enjoy the whole outdoor experience. There is a perfect spot in the world at any given time. Part of the fun is finding it.

I love to snowboard and wakeboard. Tahoe is where you might find me.

I love the smell of race gas.

Grew up with horses, so if they are around then we should ride them.

Love leads all my actions. LLAMA.

I am not going to limit a potential relationship with someone by pre-determining the extent of my desires. It all starts with a hello. If there is more, the progression will be natural.

Karma is real, but forget about it and pay it forward because it feels good... not getting creamed by a train in a freak accident is just a bonus ;)

I work extremely well under pressure. Read: procrastination master.

I love EDM... techno, deep house, tech house, electro, dubstep, downtempo, trance, experimental... I like it all.

I like classic literature and philosophy from all cultures.

I read and reread everything from Hemingway to Steinbeck to Rand to Vonnegut to Pasternak to Nietzsche to Thompson. Books kick ass.

Art and creativity is definitely a turn on.

I love to cook but also enjoy it when you cook. Or we eat out. I just love food.

I eat like nine times on a slow day. Can't seem to get enough calories. This is not indicative of my physical proportion... I am pretty healthy and fit. I would love to run a marathon with you. As long as you feed me.
On second thought, I may have a tapeworm.

I really enjoy what I do and I feel like I have not worked a single day of my life. I am fortunate to be able I make a living and do what I love.

I am super busy and always on the move but will always make time for those who are important in my life.

I think learning stuff is awesome. Teach me.

I think most tv is for idiots.

I do like to watch movies though.

I am a perpetual risk taker. I love to do stuff that gets my pulse racing.

I totally dig tattoos and piercings. I don't have any tattoos YET but I plan to have many. I love girls with ink. Lets go get some.

A fun night for me would be taking in a show or artist premier (art openings + live music = even better); then we could hit a tapas bar or swing by Trader Joe's for some tasty nom noms to throw together.

Another fun night could involve lounging by the fire, snuggling to the start of a movie... after we eat of course.

I have fun no matter what I'm doing. Seriously. Feeding my dog is a ball.

If you actually read all this, you deserve a cookie. Tell me what your favorite kind are. Mine are Christmas cookies ;)

I'm really easy to have fun with. as long as you are not Cruella DeVille or something.

I'm down for intimate conversation but also comfortable letting my surroundings speak for me.

100% drama free. I do not play games unless they involve a spinner and a colored mat.

Like to explore exciting and/or mysterious places.

I am a closet cynic, yet always try to maintain my zeal. I just like to take on the world from as many angles possible.

I once heard that true wisdom is not achieved until one acknowledges that they know nothing.

I'm a huge nerd. Proper grammar turns me on.

Like they say, the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so lets eat.

Deal breakers: Liars, cheaters.

I will be honest even when it is uncomfortable.

I will NEVER cheat. Its cowardly and incredibly inappropriate.

First Date
Something involving two or more mutual interests seems to make sense, i.e. brunch and boarding, lunch and l'art galerie, dinner and dancing, etc...

Like I said, it's really easy to have fun with me. As long as my date doesn't have the personality of a grapefruit or smell bad or something, we're gonna have a good time.

I'm a huge fan of spontaneity so sometimes we just wing it and see where we end up.

Brownie points if you can shuffle.