Let's see, I don't think I'm really looking for anything? I don't know. I'm kind of abrasive, which makes me seem unapproachable, but, if you take your time, and do it right, I'm pretty rad.
I have a car, and I have a roof over my head. I pay my bills on time, I'm responsible (for the most part), I'm not looking for anyone to take care of me; my mother and father did a damn good job making sure I would grow up to be independent and self sufficient.
Please understand and realize I have a past(just like you) and accept my past. And if you cant, then move on because it made me the person I am.
I'm sarcastic, witty, and I think I'm pretty damn funny. I'm an idiot savant when it comes to song lyrics. Nail biting grosses me out. Fart jokes and noises make me laugh. I'm a sucker for cheesy jokes and acoustic music.
I'm not "one of the guys". I don't watch sports, I don't like sports, and I won't sit around all day Sunday watching dudes run around a field. I'd rather get a pedicure.
I'm not interested in your poor excuse of a pick up line. If you're going to message me, it better have some kind of substance behind it, because if not, it'll just get deleted. I probably don't
want to have sex with you, be your "friend with benefits", and I don't want your nudes. Have some tactics ! What happened to being a little subtle? Seriously. Technology is killing dudes game. BTW, my "dream guy" looks something like Doyle... If you don't know who that is, we should probably never talk.
Don't take me to a club, don't tell me you have connections to a club; that doesn't impress me. Take me somewhere that means something to you, where we can talk and not scream over loud music. I'm pretty low maintenence when it comes to stuff like that.
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