About Me
Let's see, I don't think I'm really looking for anything? I don't know. I'm kind of abrasive, which makes me seem unapproachable, but, if you take your time, and do it right, I'm pretty rad.
I have a car, and I have a roof over my head. I pay my bills on time, I'm responsible (for the most part), I'm not looking for anyone to take care of me; my mother and father did a damn good job making sure I would grow up to be independent and self sufficient.
Please understand and realize I have a past(just like you) and accept my past. And if you cant, then move on because it made me the person I am.
I'm sarcastic, witty, and I think I'm pretty damn funny. I'm an idiot savant when it comes to song lyrics. Nail biting grosses me out. Fart jokes and noises make me laugh. I'm a sucker for cheesy jokes and acoustic music.
I'm not "one of the guys". I don't watch sports, I don't like sports, and I won't sit around all day Sunday watching dudes run around a field. I'd rather get a pedicure.
I'm not interested in your poor excuse of a pick up line. If you're going to message me, it better have some kind of substance behind it, because if not, it'll just get deleted. I probably don't
want to have sex with you, be your "friend with benefits", and I don't want your nudes. Have some tactics ! What happened to being a little subtle? Seriously. Technology is killing dudes game. BTW, my "dream guy" looks something like Doyle... If you don't know who that is, we should probably never talk.