well lets see…
obviously i’m looking for that typical woman that has blonde hair enhanced by highlights, with the perfect figure, which is of course artificially augmented. And lets not forget botox. One can never have too much botox!!
of course you have a perfect tan, and are bubbly and like to do all the boy stuff, so that i’ll read your profile, and obviously you’re sweet! oh did i mention blonde with blue eyes? there doesn’t seem to be a lot of the blonde blue eyed, works out at the gym, and is fit, wanting the man that “completes” her on this online dating site, can you believe that? I know! It was a shock to me as well!
Oh! I love being with the woman that wants that hot guy! The same kind of guy she chases in the bars and is now chasing online, because obviously if she hasn’t figured out that she’ll end up with the same kind of guy online after getting hurt by them in the bars, then that is the girl for me!!!
I know who you are by the wonderful cleavage shots and butt shots you give in your picture choices, since after all, you want to be loved for your mind, not your body, as you flaunt it in as many pictures as you can! Because that is what guys want! If you have at least 1 picture with you holding some fruity drink or a martini glass with some colored liquid within, then obviously you’re the girl I want! Because it would be horrid to have to leave you at the bar or club with the $5 you came with to buy your first drink before you played the room and had the other boys buy you drinks!
it would be really helpful if you were shallow and superficially materialistic as well, while declaring you’re not, so that we both know that entitlement issues are first and foremost.
If you’re a narcissist, please do contact me so we can both spend the rest of our lives making it all about you! If you use words like “princess” or “baby” or “material girl” or “girly girl” to describe yourself, then you’re the girl for me! I know that I’ll have a lifetime of you ****ing and complaining if everything isn’t done just your way for you and who cares if it inconveniences anyone else, because the sun and the moon rise and set on your ass!!!