That famous dude William Shakespeare once said, “The course of true love never did run smooth,” and that’s why online dating was invented. Back in Shakespeare’s day, people had to actually run into each other in person in order to feel that special spark – now they can go online and check out photos of their potential soul mates and let their mouse do all the work... so here i am :).
Okay okay... about me... hmmm where to start??
You see my pictures.... I take care of myself (yes my pictures are current). I have a job and i pay my bills and buy what i need/want (i am a woman after all... most my wants ARE needs :p). I have kids... but they have a dad who adores them so im not looking for a father for them. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff : super laid back and takes alot to get me irritated... seriously... if you dont believe me... try me out. You will see my smile far more often than my frown... i loath negativity... im a total glass is half full kind of girl. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: “I’m not in the mood”... however thats more of a down the road kind of thing. I dont sleep around. i know how to take care of business however i do prefer a partner ... hence the profile :) I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun).
im really good at laughing, genuinely, even at the stupid jokes and mostly at myself cause hey if you cant laugh at yourself then your totally missing out, cooking, but not doing the dishes. hugging, and making others feel better. wearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it. partying, seriously, I plan events and they’re awesome. Im a fantastic non judgemental no drama kind of friend. I love all kinds even the short bus window licking friends that we all seem to have.
You Should Message Me If:
you believe in love and romance (aka you’re a total, ****ing hopeless romantic too).
you think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.
you’re as likely (and as happy) to spend Sunday lazying away in bed as you are to be playing games and enjoying the outdoors, but no matter what you do, there will be brunch.
you want to teach me how to drive a motorcycle (summer goal)
You want to travel more, plan little getaways and do things outdoors.
you think it’s more adorable than embarrassing that I am a bit of a goof.
Know that i will try to reply to all messages thoughtfully written... messages that say hey your busty, or sup, or i want to taste you (yes i have received all those types) or wanna have sex.... you get the point im sure... those i will most likely delete without responding unless of course your sooo gorgeous your allowed to talk to women like that and get away with it (honestly ill delete that one too)
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Old standby ... dinner, coffee, or drinks. or maybe jazz it up with wine tasting, or a game of black jack, bowling, pool, mini golf... hot air balloon ride. hahaha anything that gives us an opportunity to get to know each other and to be able to talk and no pressure hanging out.