I'm rewriting my lovingly-crafted profile because I believe others found it too long, so I offer this perfunctory intro. If you're interested, then you'll know that right away, I'm sure. The end.
OK, I'll add a bit more: I'm smart, kind, funny and loyal. I take care of myself, physically, financially, and emotionally. I have a great life but want someone of a like mind to share it with. I can cook like a mofo. I like to travel. I like to keep fit. I love to read. I like music that doesn't suck. I'm not religious. At all. I love animals, but don't have any because I don't want them left alone all day. I'm sensitive like that (sniff). Kids are cool even though I don't have any and I'm getting too old to start my own brood. There's a lot more to learn about me if you care to know. I'm sure I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I know I could be somebody's.
It should be the first, eh? Dinner, drinks, etc. to have a conversation. Sky diving while shooting high-powered rifles can be the second date.