I’m honest to a fault, understanding, and intelligent. I don't play games and I don't lie. I have no need. I have a strong compulsion to assert the truth and have been told the filter on my mouth is broken. My jokes almost inevitably cross some lines, but those jokes are usually the most fun. Lol. I always try and tailor my jokes to my audience, but sometimes I come off as an ass. I enjoy sarcasm, witty banter, and drinking. I love those things even more when I do them with my friends and family. I’m looking forward to summer; road trips, camping, swimming, hiking, hot days, warm nights and other outdoor fun. I LOVE being outdoors and by the water, but that is still a dream until the water warms up.
I am constantly working on improving myself and trying to become a better person. I am always working to perfect being optimistic, open minded, clam, kind, and logical. I am very self-actualized and have no problem addressing my faults. Most people talk about how awesome they think they are and try to sell themselves; however, I'd like to own up to some of my flaws. I have a hard time motivating myself do to something alone. (but I still enjoy my alone time.) I want to be a logical person, but sometimes my emotions get the best of me. ( I blame it on my lady parts.)
You might be wondering why I'm here and my main reason is I work full time. The real reason is I've tried the bar scene and HATE the fact that it's filled with a lot of vapid people. I'd really rather find out someone is into hardcore drugs or a religious zealot before I waste my time talking to them.
Before you read further you should know that I'm thick. So if you don't like then, keep movin'.
I’m looking for someone to share some good times with and maybe even learn something new. As long as you have a job, a valid driver’s license, working car, your own place, and a goofy sense of humor then you're alright by me!
I am in a constant search to find someone who is passionate and knows how to love. I admire people with aspirations and motivation; people who know what they want, can express it, and go after it. Just be yourself and you're already significantly ahead of the game.
30 years and over please apply within =)
Practically anything, but something unusual would be better. I would never go to a movie on a first date. Nothing says getting to know someone like sitting in the dark for two hours not talking. lol
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