I'm a 30 year old father of nobody. but I could easily pass for 29... A typical bachelor, I eat over the sink and my apartment has no decorative hand towels or curtains in it.. I like to workout and maintain a marginally fit athletic appearance with a cheap weight set I got at Walmart.. I'm about as unique as everybody else in the world Thinks they are, and I liked everything that's cool Before it was cool.. a cynical self alienating contrarian, passing off absurd analogies about life as deep wisdom.. but I make up for these flaws by hating video games and never watching sports.. So If you can overlook my personality flaws then I can overlook your eating disorders, illegitimate children, and 3 cats.. it's all about compromise right? I was engaged once- and she Wasn't even pregnant, so you know I'm capable of commitment.. Most women find me extremely attractive.. after a few drinks, some women have said they "feel safe with me", but Idk maybe they had anxiety issues... I don't drink alcohol because Allah forbids it, I treat women with dignity and respect because the Bible forbids it, and I'm not a "Player" because it's too trendy and mainstream.. If it's true that "chicks dig scars" then I'm a spray tanned douche with abs and an Escalade!.. I will promise to always keep my toe nails cut, and pretend I haven't seen you in 8 years everytime you come home from work, I'm not really that egocentric or good looking enough to ever cheat on you, annnnd I have big strong hands with extraordinary capabilities of opening jars and killing spiders. I'm also pretty sure I invented the bacon taco shell.