Read before you judge me... I dont need a woman to be happy i want the right woman to share my happiness with! Yes im bald, gonna go out the same way I came in..lol According to my daughter im not fat im pleasantly plump, ill go with that..lol.. I am a single parent much like the majority of you so I know where my priorities are. I am generally a simple laid back, funny guy and looking for the same in the right woman for me. I have a sarcastic, silly, goofy, fun sense of humor. Which is why I use Bob Barkers words about help control the pet population. So I went and got Bob Barkered, I did my part..lol Yes I know your eyes are up there. ;) What cant take a joke? Come on life is too short not to laugh and be silly ;) I will tell you I wont settle just to be with someone. With that said, if you cant find humor in what ive written or put on my profile than you are way too uptight for me, i want a woman with a sense of humor!! Good luck and looking forward to seeing what happens on here. Oh we all know that long distance relationships dont work. If I have added you as a favorite then you know that your the type im looking for. Using that feature as a " Flirt " option ; )
Well ill tell you whats not gonna be a first date, a movie, who in the hell thought that was a good idea? ;) I think it should be casual and fun with 2 people out enjoying themselves so they can get a feel for one another, so i suggest playing pool, bowling, walk on the beach.