I hate these dumb disclaimers just as much as you BUT....given my past encounters/experiences, I feel like it's necessary.
So here it goes: Pah-lease don't waste my time. I'm looking for a relationship. Something with substance. No casual dating/hook ups here fellas. :)
I hope to find someone I'm both physically and mentally attracted to. Someone who has values and is family oriented. Has goals/ambitions yet doesn't let money rule their life. Kick back and relax is the way to be ;)
My sense of humor is drenched in sarcasm, dark (and at times vulgar) humor. If you can't take the heat, step out ;). I need someone who'll be able to take it as well as he gives it. (Still talking about sense of humor here fellas ;))
I enjoy hiking and jogging on the beach. I'm up for any outdoor activity (nothing too extreme, you adrenaline junkies). Also been into cross fit lately. I hope to find someone who's also active and lives a healthy lifestyle.
Well, that's it for now. Oh yeah, one more thing: I'm super awesome. Scientists have proven this.