Hellointernets22: The Internets is Serious Business
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Lagrange, Georgia
32 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Scorpio
Hellointernets22 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
teaching piss pants how to tie their shoes

what a terrible mustache.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Im a bit of a sparkplug, a pseudo intellectual, and pretty fun to be around.

When you ignore my messages I just pretend its opposite day and it makes me like you more.

I would love to find a girl who is interesting, pretty, and doesnt take things too seriously especially herself. For real I get it you're pretty but please at least try to be interesting.

I really enjoy watching and participating in sports and working out, but Im not a philistine so dont get it twisted.

I'd like to meet someone else who has seen The Wire. Its on the short list of greatest shows in the history of television, but I dont know anyone else who has seen it.

Musically I would say that my three favorite current artists are Big Krit, The Roots, and Cory Brannan. I dont really have anything in common with anyone when it comes to music. Most people hate the music I listen to.

I only date within my race, so you'd better play me in mario kart.

Funny Observation: When a girl on here has one or more pictures of her turned around where you can see her booty, *scroll down*, Im only really interested in black guys... Ha unbelievable.

When I see someone with an upgraded profile its kind of paradoxical for me. Is it good because she is really taking this seriously or Is it bad because she isnt smart enough not to pay for something that is free?

When I read "more than just a pretty face". I think, dont flatter yourself. Its unbecoming.

When I read "can you keep up". I think, of course I can. I am much faster than you. I probably wouldnt even have to sprint.

Y'all need to chill out with these instagram filters. I cant even tell what race some of you are.

First Date
My mom dropped me off at the movie theater. She met me there. I assume her mom dropped her off too.

We saw big momma's house (I think the first one but it could have been the sequel). I didnt really pay attention to the movie very much. My mind was racing. It took me about 45 minutes to talk myself into making my move.... and hell yes she held my hand back!

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