About Me
Sky Diving? No, you'd probably be too scared. A bar? Meh, you never meet anyone good there. Volunteering somewhere... That's believable and will make us look good... But where?
About me...I taught Jack Bauer, James Bond and The Most Interesting Man in the World everything they know... I ghost-wrote the Twilight series as a joke... I can make an exquisite 4 course meal with 3 ingredients, a spatula and a toaster oven... I majored in kicking ass and minored in taking names... I don't pay attention to fashion because it's always a step behind... Moms love me and children want to be me...Seriously... I rock.