Disclaimer~ I know I am going to scare a select few with my frustrated tone. In actuality I'm a very nice lady and a lot of fun. Frankly, my inbox has a large amount of Incoming traffic and is now becoming a scary place to visit. I apologize if I am unable to respond to everybody. It is insane and I don't live here 24/7. Sooo I'm just gonna lay it on the line and tell you how Ms Ignis sees it. And no I'm not on crack.
I know this is long but most find it entertaining Plus I suggest you read it if you want to know what does't really fly with me. If you don't like my straightforwardness and feel it necessary to message me with a loaded insult then. . . Aaawwww I am heartbroken by your disapproval. Degrading others is not what I'm about. Besides, I look fat wearing Malice and you look staight up stupid in it. Um, no thank you. FAIL!
Guys, fellas, compadres. . .allow me to offer some advice regarding your "swag."
None of the following is Original. At all.
*The Back Massage offer. *The "You Need A [really Really] Young Guy" suggestion. *The "I'm Not A Loser Like Most Guys" appeal. *The 'I Know How To Treat You Right" empty-promise. *The "Show Me Your Boobs!" requests. *The "Show Me Your Va-jay-jay" guaranteed-to-get-you-blocked insult.
REALLY?? Would you approach me on the street and say, "Hey gorgeous. Wanna be f*** buddies?" I doubt it. So why in the world do you think that's appropriate ANYwhere? Even if you are mentally challenged or ill, you speak that way to my face and I'll be pulling out my mace. Eewwwwww!! FAIL!
*Additionally some of you might want to rethink your profile pictures. I'm surprised by how many men don't believe in combing their hair, washing their face, running a razor over their stubble -
(Don't get me wrong- I do enjoy fishing, boating. jet skiing, camping plus I'm a pretty damn good shot, etc). HOWEVER. . . As a first impression for the ladies I suggest you go with something other than a sportsman shot. I mean sincerely, really,
** I have seen tooooo many pictures of men in their big rubber fishing pants holding their big impressive catch. Or standing so far back in your aiming-to-shoot-something pose that your face is a blur. Or straight it just wearing dirty clothes in your picture. Do you truly believe that being your main picture makes a good initial impression? I'm not trying to sound like a bytch; I'm honestly trying to help you out. I get kinda tired of the whining, "I never have any luck on these sites!" Gee I wonder why. . .
Men 30 years of age or younger ATTN Plz: let's face it, I AM already half way to dead. I am almost 50 years old. And I have two sons in High School. I appreciate the interest but I am not a Cougar so Please, don't assume that you are the one young stud who will change my opinion on the matter. Honestly I don't think very young men could handle a woman such as myself. I would blow their minds. :-x
It's all about integrity, respect and sincerity. Being antagonistic, defensive, or challenging if I say I'm not ready to meet you will NOT get you anywhere with me.
Let us think things through, shall we?
You ask someone to meet you. They very nicely decline. It is VERY possible that person isn't in to you or you're moving too fast or you're so eager you seem desperate. Therefore, not being respectful of her feelings on the matter does not help your cause. Tacky, inappropriate, poor attitude = Total Turn-off = FAIL!
Over-eagerness, panting after me like a dog in heat and wanting me to meet you Right Now!! honestly makes you appear somewhat desperate and alarms me.
I am the only parent my children have and I am not about to just up and go meet some stranger. If you REALLY are sincere in wanting to meet me then take some time to get to know me. Pleeeez!
I am so Very very tired of being some conquest or some kind of trophy for men to show off. I am not looking for that type of attention. I want to be appreciated for the intelligent, savvy, fiesty, fun-loving Scorpio I am.
I want to find someone who will take care of me like I will take care of them. It has been a very very long time since I have felt safe, loved, protected and appreciated.
The "Hi-How's It Going-What Are Ya Doin?" Broken Record Dance that I've been dancing with a few of you is a waste of MY time. Messaging me back, forth, back, forth but not actually saying anything of value says alot about you. IF you want to continue to converse with me then actually SAY something, ANYthing, besides "Hi. How's it going? What are you doing." Broken Record Dancers come across to me as boring, no imagination, lacking in communication skills, scared of women, etc. FAIL!
I sure do attract some really Creepy Guys. Creepy Guys creep me out. With Creepy requests. Of me. Sexually. You guessed it. FAIL!
Straight up there, Creepy Icky Scary Guys, Who the **** do you think you are? Bwahahahaha! Go to the Sex Only section on POF. That's where the hookers are.
Maaaaaybe that degrading talk is cool with GIRLS of all ages who are desperate, co-dependant, toothless, wasted, lacking any self-esteem, seeking their father' s approval, mentally ill, retarded, stupid, paid to be there and/or flat out promiscuous.
I am none of those adjectives.Your phone sex/live porn chat approach is, well. . .
Icky icky icky! No No No! Shooooo! Go away. I always feel the need to shower when a sweaty drooooling unkempt guy's face Or penis just BAM pops up on my screen with EEEWWW and YIKES a description of what he "has" and where he wants to put it and what he wants me to do with it and what he IS going to do to me. Major major major FAIL!!!
Excuse me. I just vomited in my mouth a little.
I know false advertizing is pretty rampant on here. Not cool at all. So I shall be honest.
I have a hump.
I have a parasitic twin.
I have hairy knuckles.
I have incurable body odor.
I'm really 72 years old.
I am a bigamist looking for bytch # 11.
I've been a prison bytch. Twice.
I used to be a man. Um, and I'm unsure if I actually want to "redesign' my lower half.
Whew! I sure am glad to get that off my hairy chest! I hope my disclosures don't earn me a FAIL with you. But honesty IS the best policy - usually.
True story, happened spring 2012:
Iwas kicked out of my OWN family's private Facebook group for asking my Ph. D. nephew four years my junior. . .
"So, tell me. How do they handle the Disable Parking situation at the Special Olympics?" My FAIL.
I am effin' old enough I know what's what. **Liars and cheaters suck suck suck!
Please do not bother if you are
*Impotent (IMPOTENT as opposed to important) I hate to say that but intimacy is very important to me - I'm in the average woman's sexual prime and it's a dirty trick to not disclose that before shyt gets serious. For reals no joke. That's a serious fail.
Vandalism, forking a lawn, bowling wth the bumpers up, illegal poker game, throwing water balloons at prostitues, dodging traffic on the freeway, participate in an illegal****fight (I know a place. It's up in the hills where my "friend" lives tending to a meth lab and cannibus crop for our gang leader, Dooby), go to a frog jumping contest, run through a crowded room full of strangers and give them all wedgies, Indian burn some Native Americans, wish upon a star, snipe hunting, etc.
And movies, concerts (I grew up a metalhead but love classical also), dinner, activites of most sorts are most enjoyable too!
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