If you consider yourself intelligent, easy-going, witty, silly, and sincere...please keep reading.
If you have more than two misspellings in your profile, live in your vehicle, or have any intention of emailing me "what's up"...please close this profile immediately.
I am a strong, insightful person. I confront problem head-on and don't like to roll around in drama. I believe laughter fixes damn near anything, and I wake up smiling every morning. I'm also tired of being lonely.
I am turned off in a relationship by men that are very needy and seek constant reassurance. I don't mean that to sound cold, but if you are suspicious, jealous, or looking for constant reassurance, we won't work out. I have never cheated in my life - I could even go back to middle school on that one! I'm not about to start now when I am seriously searching for a partner whose hand I want to hold when I'm 90.
I have needs:
I need humor (dark sarcasm strongly encouraged), maturity, spontaneity, and life. Make me smile and I may follow you around like a puppy.
I need someone I can count on to hold me up when I need it, and who will trust me to do the same.
Men who can read and write are sexy. Men who consider those two things an essential part of life are down right irresistible.
I also need to be independent. I have raised my son alone and made taking care of him my priority over dating for most of his life. (He's almost 17; do the math!) I am used to taking care of myself. I want to be complimented my a man, not lost in one. I don't want to be attached at the hip 24/7, but I love staying in touch during day with sweet, flirty texts.
I need a relationship that is free of petty arguments and silly drama, jealousy and stupid insecurities. I want to be where both of us have a stronger desire to give than to receive. That creates beauty and harmony between people.
When I find the right chemistry, I will put all of my energy into making it work. We can’t take people for granted, and every minute not spent making the people we love happy is a minute wasted. I don't know when those minutes are going to expire, so I plan on savoring every single one.
Bored yet? Maybe I should have added a few unoriginal fishing puns to liven things up. Next time, I promise.