I am an Independently wealthy, MUTE, Nymphomanic that Loves to Cook!! What's Not to Love??
That was all bullshit. Can't start a new friendship with Lies. So, About Me: I have been Single most of my adult life. Didn't get hitched until I was 36. That lasted about as long as it takes to smoke a Brisket. Anyways, I am 100% physically and emotionally unattached. It's been lovely but I want to meet this Dude that God has set aside for me to kick it with indefinitely. I am sure he's Amazing. I am a mess though. I do not mind laughing at myself or doing ridiculous crap to make someone else laugh. I like to Paint, Do yard work, Camping, Fishing, Beer, I like Men who enjoy Cooking, trying new/different restaraunts, renting movies, I like Museums and Indian Ruins, Caverns, Live Music,, Comedy Clubs, Novelty Shops, Frisbee Golf, Miniature Golf, Dancing, and Pac-Man. And other crap too, but let me stop here. I am agreeable and easy going in the hands of a mature, sane and logical man who understands that I gave a fear of Mice and Heights. I also talk too much. Sorry for rambling!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
This is a little cliche'- but Dinner (Im not one of those girls who dont eat) and a Tequila Sunrise.. : )