Me....(keeping it 100%)
35 years old....still gets carded!! :)
New to MI....Chicago to the Heart.
One child...she takes all my $$$$(thats how I like it)
Fulltime job...I work with all females(can u deal with that?)
I have a house and car..(wont be asking to move in with u or asking for a ride)...
Ex Airforce cop....(sp huuuuuh!!)
Love fashion..(If I can out dress u..thats a red flag).
I have a big heart for those who are less fortunate..(nuff said!)
I cook my ass off....(wont need u to rush home to make dinner)..
I work out 4 days a week..(gotta stay looking good NAKED)......
Im very political...(Republicans need not reply/apply)....
I get along with most people..(Black. White. Brown. Yellow..just bring me a Damn Beer)
I talk shit...(and im not talking about "yo mama" type shit)
I dont like scary females..(pull your big girl panties up and get through it)....
I eat meat...(keep the rabbit food & bird seeds to yourself)
I dont mind pets..(just keep the damn thing out of the bed)
I cant swim..(but love the water..lifejacket and im good)
I love music...(Stevie Wonder. NWA. Green day. Kings of leon. Etta james. The list goes on)
Well thats me for the most part....hope u like..if not (middle finger u) :)
Black. White. Brown. Yellow...dont matter. (We all black when the lights go out)
Open minded..(live it up a little)
Classy yet sassy..(if u gotta ask then keep it moving)
Work out...(look good naked no excuses)..
No more then 2 kids...(no bad ass brats)..
Watch sports...(if not..then put yourself on Mute until halftime)..
Knows how to dress..(u will not bring down my property value when we go out)
Down to earth....(own porn, sex toys and piss in the shower..lmao)
Not a Bit**...(Im sorry I dont speak "Cunt")
Natural beauty....(less is best Bozo!!)
Low maintenance...(beer/drink hotwings jeans sneakers and your good)
Nice azz....(or know how to rock "booty pops")
Non-Dog kisser...(im not kissing u after your pet Hyena licks u in the mouth)
Pretty teeth&feet...(ill let u slide in the winter on the toes)
Emotionaly stable..(I repeat..Emotionaly Stable!!!)...
I could go on and on...but Ill stop for now :) hope I made u laugh, and if so Your my type...If I offended you...Good!!(you got your nose stuck up in the air so high, I woulden't be suprised if u fell over backwards)!!!
STILL HERE? READ ON....
The vast majority of females on this site are completely desensitized to the idea of a "normal guy" approaching them in a non threatening manner. I cant say I blame you. With all the creepy, crazy, pantie sniffing disrespectful losers on here. I'm sure its easier to just lump all men into one category. But wouldn't that be a total waist of money? (Warning its about to get real real)
As a guy its my job to say Hi and sale myself to a total stranger who already has it in her head that I want something from her. When in reality I want nothing from you except respectable and meaningful conversation.
We judge people off the pics of "prince charming" or "the perfect woman" that we have had drilled into our brains buy the media, family and friends. Most females struggle with the fact that they don't know how to "Filter and not block every option". Your not open to anybody who doesn't fit the mold of the image you have created in your head.
People on here hype themselves up to be way more, have more and do way more then they "actually are have and do". That's not me. I might not be rich or the best looking or always say the right things but I'm open to learning and growing. I don't run from things I don't understand..I run to them, with the hope of learning something new.... I could go on and on..but I would rather get your opinion or start a Different online conversation then the usual online 5000 question interrogation...:)
In the name of good clean fun...I think this site should be called.....
Plenty of "stuck up" Fish
Plenty of "friends only" Fish
Plenty of "undercover freak" Fish
Plenty of "Cant Dress" Fish
Plenty of "low budget" Fish
Plenty of "Divorced" Fish
Plenty of "exboyfriend drama" Fish
Plenty of "to much makeup" Fish
Plenty of "klingey" Fish
Plenty of "Im to old to wear this" Fish
Plenty of "Serial Dating" Fish
Plenty of "peeking but scared to speak" Fish
Plenty of "26 years ago profile pic" Fish.
Plenty of "I want u to think im a lady but in real life im a whore" Fish
Plenty of "Im a stripper but im a God fearing female and u should respect me" Fish..... More to come!!! Lol
Sh*t just got real..... ;-)
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