I'm looking for you in this semi lucid darkness of the cyber abyss on the off chance the stars and servers are aligned, connecting us, conducting us, our thoughts, our electricity, energizing our soliloquy. If you bought that... you are not my Keanu. Also, if you are a self proclaimed diva or have pix with animal snouts on your stupid face, I'm afraid it just won't work. Literally. Retardation is a boner killer. I just want one super lady to have an awesome time in life with. I want this lonely sucker website to do something about it. I also want to retire, travel and drink tropical****ails out of coconuts so bonus points if you got racks of stacks.