Age: 34
Age: 32
Hang Out
hrmful_if_swalowd: I"m drowning in a sea of turtles
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
San francisco, California
33 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
hrmful_if_swalowd wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Anything you can do I can do better

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Travis
Where are you darling? I'm looking for you in this semi lucid darkness of the cyber abyss on the off chance the stars and servers are aligned, connecting us, conducting us, our thoughts, our electricity, energizing our soliloquy. If you bought that... you are not my Keanu. Also, if you are a self proclaimed diva or have pix edited to put animal snouts on your stupid face, I'm afraid it just won't work. Literally. Retardation is a boner killer. I just want one super lady to have an awesome time in life with. I want this lonely sucker website to do something about it. I also want to retire, travel and drink tropical****ails out of coconuts so bonus points if you got racks of stacks.

First Date
Let's get 40's and go to the Zoo!