***Update*** Ok, I didn't think that I would have to do this, but due to the barrage of messages from guys that obviously don't know how to read, here it is. PLEASE don't message me if all you have to say is Hi...its insulting! Seriously, would you walk up to anyone in public, say Hi.... and just stand there, with your thumb up your ass? Secondly, I am NOT, repeat NOT! Looking for a hookup, so if your profile reads: looking for intimate encounter, your looking for a milf, cougar, sugar momma/baby, you are any race besides caucasian, you are sending me a picture of your**** your looking for a 3some, you are a soft 6 going after a hard 8, you don't know how to read, or don't take the time to, PLEASE don't message me! I have morals, I respect myself and obviously wouldn't have an issue finding a lay, so you can probably put money down that I'M NOT HERE FOR THAT! Lastly fella's, I HAVE A BABY!! For this reason, the caliber of men that I would date now, is gonna be much higher. I'm not racist, but my son is so white, he's practically see through, obviously that's not gonna work if your dark. Don't tell me you don't like kids, but you want to date me? How's that gonna work? I appreciate tattoos, don't get me wrong, but if your fully sleeved with a chest plate, socks and 3 tattoos on your neck, I'm sorry, but I can't. Out of respect for my son to be able to make his own choices in life, not be influenced from such an early age. Now, I'm pretty sure that 90% of you will never make it this far, for those that do, I thank you for taking the time to read this ridiculous sh*tI was forced to post! For those that don't, I will just continue to ignore your rampant stupidity!
I'm terrible at describing myself in a tiny box, but here goes nothing. I just moved to Sacramento from SoCal in June. I have been very unsuccessful at finding friends (I mean real one's fella's, I know the difference) or a date if there are any men out there who still have what it takes...I'm beginning to lose faith. I don't drink much, that's hint number one... please don't invite me to the club, it's kinda insulting. If you want a reply back, please be original, I'm not your average bear and I appreciate originality. Also humor will get you far. (Hint number two... "your hot" probably won't get me to talk to you anytime soon. I love to do all the non-girly stuff, I hate shopping, I love to get my hands dirty and I work hard. Sweet is not a word I would use to adequately describe myself... I'm lean way more to the smart ass side. I'm funny (or atleast I like to think I am), smart and refreshingly different from most girls and I enjoy company that can keep up. I am a mommy, to one adorable baby and just in case your wondering, he's not for sale. I'm a good mommy, I know that babies are not microwaveable. Ok, I feel like this is dragging out...hmu if you wanna know moreinst